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“The Circus Barker and Strongman” by Norman Rockwell for the June 3, 1916 Saturday Evening Post.

For John Francis Sullivan Jr.

My life really is paying attention to words: how people use them; the rhythms of their speech; and ferreting out circus-barker, pulling-the-wool-over-your-neighbor’s-eyes, con-man talk.

The latter way of speaking is problematic because, as it becomes habituated, it diminishes the happiness of the speaker as well as negatively affects the society he’s living in.

And, when such words reach Orwellian newspeak proportions, the society’s chances of evolving grow dim, having morphed into something it once despised.

How a person talks is who he is. How a society talks is what it is. Words are deeds with consequence.

That’s what the Canadian-born American social psychologist Erving Goffman was trying to get at in his 1956 genius piece of work “The Presentation of Self in Everyday Life.”

Any training institute set up to help people embrace reflective self-analysis — and using Goffman’s book as a text — would have each person get up before the group and describe how he presents himself to the world — or thinks he does — declaring what words he uses to ensure his needs will be met — and of course saying how he came by the words in the first place.

When I ask people what words they use most, what their vocabulary looks like, I hear in a stunning silence: Wha?!

Of course, as a poet, I pay attention to how I speak all the time. It’s my job, my calling; being a poet is non-stop self-reflective study of the language I use and attentiveness to the words others use to ensure their needs are met.

Often overlooked is the correlation between how well a society does in the meeting of the needs of (all) its members and the happiness quotient of that society. The fewer the needs met, the more disgruntled people there are, the unhappier the society.

When we inventory the words a society uses and examine the content of the message(s) they contain, we get a picture of the collective speech of the society that ultimately is a measure of the ethical and moral depth of its members.

Anyone with half a wit knows certain words offer no path to the future because they’re war-ridden; born of a clinical depression, they spawn dystopian blare-horns whose stock-in-trade is fanning civil conflict in the interest of effecting social-suicide.

William Carlos Williams, one of America’s greatest poets — a key link in the genealogical tree of American poetry — next in line after Whitman — told poets to pay attention to how people speak every day — to the vernacular — words they use without thinking.

Of course some words raise the happiness quotient of a society, while others tear it down; the difference is in how many people in the society wake up each day and say “Wow, man, gimme some more of what I had yesterday! I can’t wait to get out of bed and greet the day. My work is a calling-in-life come true. I make more money than I need; call me Monsieur Heureux!”

Doctor Williams — he was an M.D. as well as a poet — told poets that, when they come upon vernacular words, to write them down, then decode them, because they are a mirror of the soul of the person saying them as well as the community, group, society, in which they’re being said.

And “words-as-mirror” is not a sociological construct but genetically-based, DNA saying this is a place where the nervous system does not feel threatened so the tongue can lay down all verbally-abusive words as a way to get its needs met.

To minimize making costly (false) moves, all organisms — right down to the amoeba — know documenting every word of daily speech must be beyond reproach; lying or contradicting the Laws of Physics in any way is fatal to personal well-being and the continuity of a caring community.

A GPS does not say turn left when it knows the grocery store you’re looking for is on the right; the system is geared to ease tension, to ensure the traveler reaches his destination without consternation.

And though our poet-doctor did produce an epic poem, “Paterson,” he never turned from the vernacular speech of everyday. As an ethnographer of the streets, he recorded what he saw and heard and felt as he made his rounds to and from his patients’ homes.

In his poem “A Negro Woman,” the vernacular of life bursts forth in a Black woman who’s [original margins adjusted]:

carrying a bunch of marigolds

wrapped
in an old newspaper:
She carries them upright,
bareheaded,

 the bulk
of her thighs
causing her to waddle

 as she walks
looking into
the store window which she passes
on her way.
What is she
but an ambassador 

from another world
a world of pretty marigolds
of two shades
which she announces
not knowing what she does

 other

 than walk the streets
holding the flowers upright
as a torch

 so early in the morning

When we pay attention to words on a regular basis, we soon get a peek into the logic, the ideology underlying them, making it easier to decode the intentions of the message-sender. The trade of the poet is always to be in harmony with the Laws of Physics in finding the freest words available.

And free means speech that comes with no baggage, baggage defined as duplicity, as cheating on what appears before the eyes, as contradicting meanings accepted since the beginning of time; when Cain killed Abel, they called it murder; they said one and one were, and would always be, two.

Thus, in the interest of truth, poetry transcends all political ideologies.

You can see why, therefore, any poet of consequence in the United States was extremely troubled on Jan. 6, 2021 when he saw: (1) a riotous mob breaking and entering the capital of the United States of America and killing policemen and policewomen whose job was to protect America from invasion; and (2) the man who incited the mob — the President of the United States — calling the day a “day of love.” The eyes of every poet alive were blind-sided by such Newspeak that openly defied the Laws of Physics.

The poet therefore — I’ll speak for me — is always searching for the exact words for what appears before the eyes or is felt within, relying on eternally-accepted rules for assessing the weight, size, shape, color, even purpose of a thing. 

If Doc Williams’s Black woman saw what he said about her, she would have thought she was looking in a mirror.

The Hippocratic oath of the poet requires him, her, them, to use the truest, most accurate word to say what appears before the eyes, or is felt within, the seer obligated to wade into the pool of unconsciousness and fish out the only word that exists to address the reality at hand.

On the level of ethics, the First Commandment of the poet is: Thou shalt not distort the life of any one or any thing for the sake of power or money or any other quid-pro-quo: distortion leads to personal unhappiness and enlivens dystopians — hell-bent on destroying the social cohesion of a society — to thrive.

Right now, for me, our poet du jour, well, I feel I’m in ancient Rome as hordes of barbarians are standing at the gates ready to take the city down.

What’s it like for you?

Summer is over. Long live the autumn.

 Pleasant daytime temps, lower humidity, cool nights for sleeping, and the fall colors can’t be that far away. With the morning temperature in the mid to upper 40s, it was no surprise that the sandals, shorts, and short-sleeved shirts were nowhere to be found as the OMOTM gathered together at Mrs K's Kitchen in Middleburgh on Sept. 3.

We did enjoy a very nice Labor Day weekend from a weather point of view. But the third day of the holiday weekend is a little hard for us retired OMOTM to figure out what to do with it. We already are not working at a regular job so we are not enjoying a day off from a job we don’t have, and therefore the short four-day work week ahead holds no particular excitement for us. 

As has been mentioned before, most of us are not closing up summer places and heading back “home”; we are home. We live here all year around. Now is our time. Slow down.

Slow down? Most of us are already moving around at a pretty slow pace. If we go any slower, we might just stop. That would not be good. We do notice the yellow school buses now moving around, but frankly, we are more interested in our vegetable gardens and watching our tomatoes ripen.

At the Long Table, 16 of us again, the quieter conversations ranged from the usual cars — there is a 1951 or 1952 Hudson for sale someplace nearby— to old and new rototillers for the aforementioned vegetable gardens. Not all OFs are helpless in the kitchen, especially those OFs with the vegetable gardens.

Overheard were recipes involving some of the impending harvest. One recipe and subsequent discussion had very little to do with the gardens however. It was solely concerned with cookies of various kinds and sizes.

Overheard also were some conversations among the OFs who still enjoy a ride through the mountains and Hilltowns on their motorcycles. To be honest, a nice ride on a perfect early autumn day does sound pretty good to me. Stop off for a BLT and a Coke at one of our diners and you have the makings of a great day.

The only thing to make it better would be to hook up with a couple of like-minded OFs at the diner a little later in the season so the autumn colors could be appreciated.

Remembering Irene

As we were eating breakfast on this beautiful Tuesday morning, some of us noticed a sign on the wall about five feet up from the floor. There was a horizontal line drawn on the sign showing the high water mark from the flood waters of the Schoharie Creek as a result of the rain fall from Tropical Storm Irene that hit the towns of Middleburgh and Schoharie on August 27 and 28, 2011.

Those dates, like only a few others for most of us, are forever etched in our memories. We all know where we were and what we were doing.

It has been noted before, the Middleburgh Diner, which is located just south of the center of town at the base of a mountain is high enough at that location not to flood. As a result, the diner stayed open nearly 24/7 to help friends and neighbors and the first responders find shelter, food, and some even slept there.

That’s just what friends, neighbors, and just ordinary strangers do when some other folks need a hand.

A  lot of hands also helped many other homes and businesses get back on their feet as well.

Mrs K’s Kitchen was one of those small family businesses that was already an institution on Main Street in downtown Middleburgh; it has been at the same location since 1961, starting out as a small grocery store before opening as a diner in 1981. Same family, woman-owned. Different generations.

Just about four months to the day, give or take not much, Mrs K’s Kitchen reopened its doors on Jan. 7, 2022 to a waiting line of hungry friends and neighbors. They haven’t looked back since — what’s the point in that? — but they do have that little sign with the horizontal line, on the wall, about five feet up from the floor.

We OMOTM have been enjoying ourselves and the fine food and service at both of these fine Middleburgh institutions for many years. They both have been serving their customers for many more years than the OMOTM have been eating breakfast together. It really is our honor to be able to say to people that we eat breakfast on a regular basis at these and four more equally fine diners and cafés. 

Those OMOTM enjoying breakfast at Mrs K’s while seated at tables and on chairs that were would have caused each and everyone of us to be a couple of feet under water some 14 years ago were Harold Guest, Wally Guest, Ed Goff, Jamey Darrah, Wm Litchliter, George Washburn, Pete Whitbeck, Frank A. Fuss, Mark Traver, Ken Parks, Joe Rack, Roger Shafer, Glenn Patterson, Roland Tozer, Marty Herzog, Jim Austin, Ted Feurer, Wayne Gaul, Jacob Ledernan, Pastor Jay Francis, Al Schager, Gerry Chartier, Chuck Batcher, Warren Willsey, Frank Dees, Russ Pokorny, Duncan Bellinger, Lou Schenck, Gerry Cross, Jack Norray, Dick Dexter, Herb Bahrmann, Elwood Vanderbilt, Bob Donnelly, Dave Hodgetts, Alan Defasio, John Dab, Paul Guiton, and me.

Once a week, 30 to 50 local citizens get together and meet up on Main Street in the village in Orsini Park across from the Main Street Café and Farmhouse Tap and Tavern. For one hour, they quietly chat and hold up signs that are in protest of the current regime ruling the United States.

This has been going on since April and will continue on for the foreseeable future, or until ICE shows up and arrests everyone for having the audacity to exercise their right to free speech as guaranteed in the soon to be shredded U.S. Constitution.

During the protests, about 90 percent or more of the cars, trucks, Amazon vans, motorcycles, UPS trucks, and Fedex trucks that pass by, honk, give a thumbs up and generally show support for the mostly white-haired, white, retired protesters.

After all, this is a village of 1,500 upper-middle-class folks with a generally left-leaning political bent, at least based on past election results. Overall, it’s a friendly gathering except for a very small, but very angry minority of mostly white, mostly male, mostly pickup-truck drivers, mostly heading up the hill who scream, swear, flip the bird, rev their engines, peel out, drive dangerously and, in general, attempt to shout down and intimidate the protesters.

And herein lies the basic problem in our country.

The men in those trucks (and one young guy in a red corvette who almost wiped himself out veering out of control onto Maple Avenue) are venting their anger on people they don’t know, for reasons they can’t articulate because they’re angry, upset, and miserable due to their lives being less than what they hoped for and felt they deserved.

And in one way, they’re absolutely correct. Their lives do suck. They’re driving old, rusty trucks because they haven’t got the money for new ones. They can’t afford decent medical or dental care because their crappy jobs don’t offer decent benefits. They’re statistically living paycheck to paycheck and have nothing in savings if they get sick or lose their crappy job.

They can’t provide for their families and they feel like failures and the billionaires behind Fox News, NewsMax, OAN and other right wing “news” (propaganda) operations have given them permission to rage at the people least responsible for their problems: anyone of color, women, liberals, Democrats, elites, educated people, non-Christians, LGBTQ+ folks, and of course, the most evil group of all, illegal immigrants.

The irony is that our pickup-truck driving, coal-rolling (detuning your diesel to spew out clouds of noxious smoke as a means of owning the libs), finger-flipping, epithet (naughty word)-spewing cult members really have exactly one group to blame for every single problem in their miserable lives: Billionaires.

Americans do not have universal healthcare because it would mean certain HMO billionaires would lose money. Housing is unaffordable because millions of single-family homes and rental apartments have been bought up by billionaires and rented out at well over market rents.

Our food costs are manipulated by huge grocery-store chains and our food quality is compromised by Big Ag and their factory farms and mega-meat processing plants that fail safety inspections year after year but, luckily for them, those rules have been rolled back or cancelled by the regime. 

Our drug costs are the highest of any nation on Earth because Big Pharma has bribed, lobbied, and coerced the lawmakers into giving them free reign to set their own drug prices.

Public education has been under siege by the billionaires for the past 50 to 75 years operating through the GOP because an ignorant population is more easily manipulated and controlled and college has been deliberately priced out of reach to the point where only 30 percent of Americans possess a college degree (in Canada it’s upwards of 50 percent and Canada has universal healthcare).

So our undereducated, underfunded, unhealthy, angry, pickup owner has every right to be mad because he is, indeed, a victim of a rigged system that benefits a tiny minority of super wealthy psychopaths. But because those megalomaniacal nuts also control the media, the government, the healthcare industry, the food industry, and education, they’ll never know it.

Have you noticed that, while the price of everything continues to rise at crazy rates, the price of giant TVs, laptops, cell phones, and tablets has dropped like crazy? You might not be able to afford anything healthy for dinner, but you can eat your hyper-salty, hyper-sugary, hyper-processed, nutrition-free sheeple chow while watching millionaire sycophants like Fox and Friends on your 75-inch flat screen.

They have kept the prices on these devices low because they are conduits into our homes and our consciousness for their products, their lies, and their constant 24/7 sales messages. And social media is a data-mining operation that basically gives them total access to your life, location, and thoughts, which they use to sell you even harder.

But our truck driver isn’t aware of any of this, or, more likely, is willfully ignorant because to admit that his problems are caused by a specific group of old white men and young tech bros would be to admit that he has fallen for some of the biggest lies in history. And that just ain’t gonna play in their world.

The worst thing for the rusty-pickup crowd is to admit they fell for lies and repeated hate and built their life around empty promises because someone made them feel good for a few seconds because he gave them permission to blame their problems on innocent people, many who can’t really defend themselves.

But I digress rather bigly. I don’t have any quick fixes for a lot of these problems that don’t involve loading the billionaires, the Congress and the White House occupants onto a Space-X rocket and firing it directly into the sun.

So, once a week I join my neighbors and hold my sign and let the world know that I know who the real bad guys are. And I also copy down license-plate numbers because I won’t be bullied, threatened, harassed, or shouted down by people too ignorant to know they’re being used by the real bad guys. 

Editor’s note: Michael Seinberg says he has been protesting the oligarchs for quite a while and he’s also an experienced cyclist and motorcyclist who learned to  memorize plate numbers of naughty drivers in under 5 seconds as a means of survival.

MIDDLEBURGH — We had to add a couple of tables to the long table this Tuesday, Aug. 26, as we settled in at the Middleburgh Diner. That means we had 17 OFs around the long table plus more sitting at additional tables close to the long table.

Looking back at some of the columns written by Scribe Emeritus John Williams, it is apparent that the OMOTM have been moving tables around the different diners ever since the beginning.

It looks like the OMOTM will enjoy some really nice, dry, late August weather. Maybe a little cool, but great sleeping weather.

Remember last week there was a discussion about how to have a conversation with a teenage granddaughter? It was pretty much agreed on that the OMOTM have no clue how to accomplish that particular feat.

Not only do we not know what to talk about, but we can’t hear the responses when we do try to talk.

We are kind of proud men who don’t have a problem asking a fellow OF to speak up, but it is kind of embarrassing to keep saying “What?” “What?” to a young lady, even if she is the granddaughter of a fellow OF. We just naturally don’t like to embarrass ourselves like that.

Well, this week another topic came up that we don’t do well with at all.

It seems as though one OF was going out to dinner and was getting dressed and, when it was time to leave, he put his sport coat on and found out that the weight-loss program he has been on is really working.

He said the coat felt and looked like a tent! Of course the good news is he has lost weight; the bad news is he has no idea how to fix his problem with how his coat fits.

Someone at his table suggested that he start eating a lot again. That is not an option. At our age, buying a new coat is pretty much not an option either.

Someone else suggested finding a seamstress.

“What's a seamstress?” he asked.

When he was finally told what a seamstress does, his next question was, “How and where do I find one?”

Not one of the 17 OFs seated at the long table had any idea. Nor did anyone at the other tables either. It was finally decided to go home and ask our wives and report back next week. Stay tuned for the ongoing misadventures the OMOTM.

Sailing misadventures

Speaking of misadventures, there was a brief discussion about sailing a Hobie Cat sailboat on our local lakes here in the Hilltowns. I had one of these misadventures myself wherein I promptly sailed my Hobie Cat to the bottom of the lake!

Without getting too techie, simply put, if the mast is set up so it is leaning toward the front (bow) of the boat, it will cause the bow of the boat to dig down into the waves. If the mast is set up so it is leaning to the back (stern) of the boat, the bow will tend to raise up and away you go!

I did not know anything about this, and neither did the OF across the table from me, who also suffered the same fate as I. We also both learned very quickly what was wrong and fixed the problem and never suffered that misadventure again. Other, equally embarrassing sailing misadventures sure, but not that one again.

Lake reverie

The conversation then turned to end-of-summer type questions to those of us with camps or who just plain live on a lake year-round. Questions concerning the population around the lake.

Does it go way down? Do all the boats get pulled out? How about the docks?

Some answers are the same year after year. Those families with children in school, who can therefore use their camps only from the Fourth of July to Labor Day, are obviously gone after Labor Day. School activities take up their time with sports and other school functions.

The weather is cooler, the water is cooler, the days are shorter and their boats are the first to be pulled out. Sure, they will come back to do the work to close the camps up for the winter, but summer fun at the camp is over.

For those lucky enough to live on, or near, one of the many lakes scattered throughout the Hilltowns, September and October can be an exceptionally fine time to be right here where you already live.

Time seems to slow down a little and it also seems a little bit quieter. Especially on the lakes.

It is canoe and kayak time and maybe some quiet fishing or just sitting on the dock or deck with a good cup of coffee or tea and watching the sunrise or set. Fall colors are not here yet and no hint of frost is in the air, just beautiful late summer weather. And it is free!

Time enough later to do the work of preparing for winter. First, let’s enjoy the late summer and then the colorful show that Mother Nature puts on each year. And it is all right here in our own backyard for the fortunate OMOTM who live in and around the Hilltowns of Albany County. No charge, compliments of Mother Nature.

Those OMOTM who enjoyed the good company and good food at the Middleburgh Diner were Harold Guest, Wally Guest, Ed Goff, Miner Stevens, Wm Lichliter, Pete Whitbeck, George Washburn, Frank A. Fuss, Robert Schanz, Jim Austin, Gerry Chartier, Chuck Batcher, Warren Willsey, Russ Pokorny, Frank Dees, Herb Bahrmann, Gerry Cross, Jack Norray, John Jaz, Dick Dexter, John Williams, Lou Schenck, and me.