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The Grateful Dead, an iconic American rock band, was noted for its incredible improvisation skills and its rabid fan base. These hard-core fans, known as “Deadheads,” followed the band religiously around the country. Though I never considered myself a Deadhead, I did manage to see the band live 10 times. Two of those times were especially memorable.

One time I saw the Grateful Dead in, of all places, Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. If I remember correctly, the lineup was Poco, Pure Prairie League, Willie Nelson, and then the Dead.

In many ways, being in the parking lot at a stadium event is half the fun. At football games it’s tossing footballs while barbecuing and drinking beer, known as tailgating. At a Dead concert, it’s dancing and taking drugs, known as partying (not me, of course; I can barely handle reality as it is).

The really memorable thing about this show was I had never before seen so many beautiful girls in one place. This was a crowd of at least 60,000, and the girls were just amazing. I remember thinking: Where do they all go during the week?

Of course, all the bands were top-notch as well. Just a great time. The only bad thing was, if you were in front of the stage like I was and you had to go to the bathroom, expect to be gone for an hour.

The other memorable Dead show I attended was somewhere in NewJersey as well. It was another large outdoor stadium show. I went with a girl who was just a friend, loved music, and unfortunately had the worst case of acne I’d ever seen.

We got there a little late because driving in New Jersey without GPS was, is, and always will be a nightmare if you don’t know exactly where you’re going. But we settled into the concert nicely and had a great time.

I don’t remember exactly what song it was — I’m thinking “Sugaree” but I could be wrong — when legendary Dead lead guitarist Jerry Garcia ripped off a 20- minute electric guitar solo that was up to that point the greatest guitar solo I’ve ever heard played live.

When he started it, the sun was just going down, so it was that magical time between day and night. As he ripped though the chord progressions and scales on his signature red Gibson guitar, it was like the atoms in the air became charged. I felt like my body was responding to each individual note, as water responds in ripples when a stone is tossed into a pond.

This solo truly created a state of euphoria for me, my date, and the rest of the crowd. I knew, at that moment, I was at one with the universe.

Imagine being able to play guitar like that.

Sometime in the late nineties, I began to hear about a band called Phish. Everything I read about the band said the same thing: It was a jam band with a huge following, essentially calling them The New Grateful Dead.

Now I don’t know about you, but to me originality is important. It’s one thing to be influenced by others, but there can never be a new Grateful Dead, period.

Like when you go see a cover band. They clearly tell you they are a cover band, so there’s no confusion. For example, there is one called Brit Floyd that is a cover of legendary English rockers Pink Floyd. They’re good, but they’re not and never will be Pink Floyd.

I’m big on originality. Be yourself. Come up with your own music, writing, art, or whatever. No one has your life experience, skills, talent, and desire. Just do the best you can. If you do that, no matter how much it pays off, you’ll have done pretty darn good.

So for all these years I’ve never, ever paid attention to Phish. Why bother with them if they were only copying the Dead? The only time I’d even been remotely aware of them was when I’d go to someplace like SPAC (Saratoga Performing Arts Center) the day after a Phish show, and see what shambles the grounds were in.

The huge crowds at these festival type events like partying a lot more than they like cleaning up, apparently. Not so cool, no matter how cool your tie-dyed shirt is.

Then about a month ago I was driving around in my Sirius/XM satellite radio equipped truck and started checking out some stations that I’d never listened to before. Soon I got to channel 29, otherwise known as “Phish Radio,” and I was blown away. Great songs, extended jams, expert musicianship, and a positive, uplifting sound. Just like that, I was instantly hooked on Phish.

Looking back, I should never have listened to all those reviewers who simply called Phish the new Grateful Dead. Yes they jam and improvise; yes they are great musicians; and yes, they have a rabid and passionate fan base that follows them around.

But, while the dead were uniquely blues, folk, jazz, and Americana inspired, Phish are all over the place. One song might be a kick-butt rocker, the next might be reggae, the next might be a ballad, and the next might be a space-age sounding hippy jam, and the next might be a Led Zeppelin or even Grateful Dead cover.

And they can really play funk, too. Not bad for four white guys from Vermont.

Phish are guitarist Trey Anastasio, bassist Mike Gordon, drummer Jon Fishman, and keyboardist Page McConnell. They formed in Burlington, Vermont and have been playing together since 1983.

Anastasio, from what I’ve read, has written over 140 songs. I’ve been playing guitar for about four years now and I’ve written only one. I got a lotta catching up to do.

It turns out that every New Year, Phish plays a series of shows at Madison Square Garden. Then you can hear the entire show on satellite radio the next day. How great is that? They are really into making their fans happy.

In fact, they support fans taping the shows and then trading the recordings, all to build up the community. Good for them. Check out phish.com for all that is Phish-related in the world.

I suppose my next move as a “Phishhead” would be to see them live at SPAC this summer, but any major group like this is booked through a company called Live Nation, and I just can’t stand them. They are a monopoly for live concerts and they show it.

Tickets are extremely expensive, you can’t bring anything in with you, and the prices they charge for food and drinks could be called criminal. Eighteen bucks for a beer, twelve bucks for water, no blankets, no chairs (though you can rent these), and no coolers. Still, I might have to put up with it if I want to savor the whole Phish live experience at least once. Sigh.

What really burns me about Live Nation is getting searched before they let you in. Several times, because I always forget, I’ve had to walk a half-mile back to my car to drop off my tiny key-chain-carried Swiss Army Knife. I mean, really?

What harm can come from a two-inch blade carried by a person who just paid hundreds of dollars for tickets? I know, it must be they’re worried about the tweezers and the plastic toothpick.

Though I’ve only been listening to them for a very short while, I’m going to list my five favorite Phish songs in case you want to check them out:

— “Waste”: a simple yet stunningly beautiful love ballad. I only wish Frank Sinatra and/or Johnny Cash were still alive to see how they would interpret it. If you can only listen to one Phish song, listen to this one;

— “Suzy Greenberg”: The President of the International Norton Owners Association, Suzy Greenway, passed away last year. When I hear this song, I change the chorus to her name. Must be something about the name Suzy;

— “Divided Sky”: This song is for anyone struggling with addiction. Very moving;

— “First Tube”: A fantastic rocker built around a simple riff based on an ascending music scale. You can do a lot in music with the simplest ideas if you know what you’re doing; and

— “Bouncing Around the Room”: My 7-year-old grandson, Jackson, from the moment he could first walk, has literally been Bouncing Around the Room for years. Every time I hear this, I smile and think of him.

Phish is a great band, truly original and a lot of fun. I only wish I hadn’t listened to the reviews I read many years ago, as I could have been enjoying them all this time. Don’t take everything you read as gospel, but you knew that already. Phish on!

Young Girl Reading was painted by Jean Honoré Fragonard in ​​1769.

In the winter of 2021, the Washington-based Pew Research Center conducted a survey of adults in the United States wanting to know who among them had read a book in the past year — or even part of one.

The country had been in complete lockdown the previous year and it was thought the great hiatus from social life had offered folks a chance to catch up on the Danielle Steel or James Patterson collecting dust on their end table.

The survey revealed that a quarter of those interviewed said they never saw a dust jacket, never mind read a chapter or two of a book: 23 percent to be exact.

And when the researchers looked at how education affected who did what, they saw only one in 10 with a high school diploma or less education, had read a book. Those with a college degree or grad school were four times more likely to have done so.

Jimmy Kimmel — host of the late-night television show, whom authoritarian executives (political and corporate) kicked off the air for saying the federal government under Donald Trump had turned fascist — thought Pew’s data were skewed, saying fewer people had read a book than was reported.

He sent a video team onto the street in front of the studio to ask passersby whether they had read a book or part of a book in the past year seeking to verify Pew’s data.

Three years earlier, in 2018, he did the same when he had his crew ask passersby: “Name a book, any book.” People could have said the Bible and been done with it, but the dozen or so interviewed could not come up with a single title.

In Kimmel’s 2021 survey, one man said he had not read a book “not even in my college life, ever.” Amazed, the interviewer said, “You went through college not reading a single book?” He said, “Yes.”

Ask any college professor about how hard it is to get students to read these days and they will describe forms of outright resistance.

Such willfulness is one of the reasons the United States has become a nation of lumpenproles, to bring Marx and Engel into the mix — the two who coined lumpenproletariat to describe the dispossessed in a society.

But dispossessed is my word. In 1848, Karl and Friedrich in their “Manifesto of the Communist Party” said lumpenproles were ragged people, scoundrels, knaves, the unwashed, alienated freeloaders, people who feed on the social capital of the society but never chip in.

The same can be said of those who don’t read books — forget studying — who, like the lumpen, never gain an overview of the forces that shape the society they live in, and thus never grasp how such forces shape their own life: how good they feel, the kind of work they do; whether they’re free from enough worry to catch a moment’s peace of mind.

Not-reading is not just a refusal to engage in personal development, it confounds the critical relationship that exists between how much social capital a society has to distribute to its citizenry and how happy its people are; the Social Happiness Quotient Factor (SHQF) of a society rises and falls according to how well collectively-owned resources are distributed to all — and without resentment.

Social capital — as discussed in these pages before — refers to the relationships, the networks, the connections people have that foster their personal happiness while supporting the health of their society’s institutions: schools, hospitals, churches, synagogues, even families.

Social capital is a glue, a cohesiveness, a connectedness that makes people feel good about who they are, where they live, the work they do, the relationships they have at all levels of the social ladder. It might derive from something as simple as the camaraderie felt at a summer picnic held at the Elks lodge.

Reading contributes to social capital because the reader gains an overview of: (1) how existing social, political, and economic conditions affect his everyday life, whether they free or constrain his behavior, dismiss his dreams; and (2) how the social institutions of the society — when they are compassionate — promote the psychological health of everyone up and down the social ladder: and the more informed a person is on such matters, the less likely he is to make mistakes that drain the community’s collective resources.

Author Rudine Sims Bishop, an emerita at Ohio State University, says in her 1990 essay “Mirrors, Windows, and Sliding Glass Doors” that books can change people on a number of levels.

On the most basic, she says, the book can serve as a mirror in which the reader can see himself as he is, can assess his happiness, the degree to which he found, and is living out, his purpose in life, what he was called to do. Some books have strong self-reflection-producing powers.

Those who succeed at this level, Bishop says, soon see the mirror become a window that displays the political, economic, and social forces out there in the world, allowing the viewer to measure to which extent those forces support or diminish his (and his society’s) well-being.

After that, the book can become a glass sliding door through which the seer can still see the world out there, but is given a chance to turn the handle and walk out into that world to be a person doing good.

This might include the revolutionary hope that the needs of all — especially the dispossessed — will be taken into account when life-supporting resources are distributed — something as simple as a few food stamps to tide the family over until better days arrive.

Such consciousness knows that happiness is not a scarce commodity, that there’s far more than enough for everyone to receive a just share — and how one defines who is and who is not worthy of such a share is a measure of that person’s moral depth.

But now, as fewer and fewer people read, we see the conceptual framework of what constitutes the common good — dissolve proportionately: the weak, the uneducated, the lumpenproles, the dispossessed — call them what you will — keep falling to the fringes of society, making them prone to buy the sales pitch of authoritarian magnates who promise security by offering to take over the victim’s thinking as well as moral choices.

The great late American poet Adrienne Rich (1929-2012) tackled this issue in her 1978 collection of poems “The Dream of a Common Language.”

As a lesbian, Rich said her love as a human being was disvalued so she and others like her were treated as aliens in their own country, barred from contributing to (never mind receiving) social capital at all levels of relationship — society, community, neighborhood — except for their family of outsiders huddled together for mutual support.

A common language are words that make understanding other persons and groups who do not share a native (same) language possible; it’s a third language, a bridge language, a lingua franca.

It’s a language of economics because the needs of all tongues, all competing parties, are taken into account; those with ears to hear are given strong support to walk through the sliding door and help distribute life-preserving resources to all, especially the dispossessed.

History says those who refuse to learn and practice the common language are prone to become “part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue” as Marx and Engel put it.

Which is the case in America today as the lumperproletariat have become the bribed tool of intrigue of a fascist dictator and why Jimmy Kimmel said in his Christmas message to the UK: here “tyranny is booming.”

In his column in last week’s Financial Times, Ed Luce agreed, asserting that “America’s barbarians [are now] inside the gates,” which requires inverting what former President Gerald Ford said in his inauguration address on Aug. 9, 1974, that is: our long nightmare is not over.

Requiescamus in pace, those of us who still consider ourselves American citizens.

The Old Men of the Mountain’s basically, first meal of the day, although some may sneak a cup of coffee and piece of toast really early in the morning, was at Mrs. K’s in Middleburgh on Jan. 13.

The routine of many of the OFs is taking pills before meals so that group of OFs has to take those things with a sip of water before heading out. That doesn’t count though as a pre-breakfast snack.

Sometimes it feels like the OFs need a brief course in chemistry just to follow the instructions on how to take some of their medications.

The OFs, as everyone knows, were once YFs and when, as one of the YFs, many of the job opportunities that have been around since 2000 were not around at that time, some not even thought of. The OFs were talking about marketing and advertising in an indirect way.

The table this scribe was at was television ads and those in them. Sometimes, the OFs thought the commercials were better than the shows they are sponsoring.

One OF thought some of the ads are so clever that whatever the product in the commercial is supposed to be for is not even remembered. The spokespeople for some of the products are more remembered than movie stars and politicians.

The OGs thought of Flo in the Progressive ads, the Liberty guy with the emu, the girl for Curtis Lumber who used to do Raymor and Flannigan, the girl in the Toyota ads, the Gecko for Geico, the Aflac duck, as well as the mayhem guy for Allstate.

There are some others, but the point is given about acting or working for an advertising agency that works with marketing people of many companies large and small. One OF in a conversation with his wife said she thought about how long some of these people have been spokespersons that they must be grandmothers and grandfathers by now.

The OF said she added that we should give accolades out to the makeup artist because these spokespeople still look young to her. This prompted this OF to check out to see what these people made or are worth and for some it is in the millions.

Nice paying job opportunities that were not around when the OFs were YFs. Who would have thunk-it.

Tattoos and nose rings

One of the topics that came up, as far as the column is concerned by this scribe, appears to be redundant and that is tattoos. Across the street from Mrs. K’s and down towards the creek, about 500 feet, is a tattoo studio.

From the seat the OF had who brought it up, this OF was able to read the sign in the window (which, by the way, is nicely done) and is a good indication this is not a match-heated needle and India ink operation. 

The OFs thought, to go along with advertising and marketing positions, another one that should be great in the coming generations is that of a dermatologist. One OF thought there is going to be a shortage of this type of doctor because of all the tattoos.

Some getting infected, others being removed because some jerk had Mary tattooed on his chest and he married Jane. Another OF said as far as he can tell the ladies are no slouch in the tattoo game either, it might just as well be Joe on one boob, Sam on the other, but she married Alfonso.

The ladies sprout these tattoos as much as the men, and one OF said, “Yeah, but guys equal it out by wearing earrings.”

Another form of cutting the cord, one OF thought, is getting the nose pierced for a nose ring. What in the world for? thought the OFs.

What do you do when you sneeze, and a booger hangs from the ring, or how do you even blow your nose with that thing in the way? One OG added a touch of humor to the conversation by interjecting that the ring might be a good way to stop from picking your nose, because half the time your finger would get stuck in the ring.

All the OFs did to rebel in their younger years was to get a duck-style hair cut. Well, not just that — we did other things, an OF mentioned, like rolling a pack of cigarettes in the sleeve of a T-shirt.

One OF said he had a friend who did not smoke and cut a block of wood the size of a pack of cigarettes and rolled that in his sleeve just to look cool.

This scribe thought when we are young, just to fit in, we are going to figure out some way to die at an early age. Years’ past, it was either with the cigarettes, and now it seems to be tats or drugs or both.

What’s next? Ah, really it’s only a bunch of OFs yakking but there sure is a lot of “been there-done that” in this group.

The guys in this bunch of “been there-done that” group who showed up at Mrs. K’s in Middleburgh were: Harold Guest, Wally Guest, Ed Goff, Will Lichliter, George Washburn, Jamey Darrah, Frank Fuss, Joe Rack, Glenn Patterson, Mark Traver, Rich Albertin, Roger Shafer, Frank Dees, Chuck Batcher, Warren Willsey, Marty Herzog, Herb Bahrmann, Jerry Cross, Jack Norray, John Jazz, Lou Schenck, Bob Donnelly, Elwood Vanderbilt, Dave Hodgetts, Allan DeFazzo, John Dab, Paul Guiton, and me, and God made us as pretty as we are, we don’t need no tattoos although many of the OFs have them, and some of the tats are now just black blobs.

MIDDLEBURGH — The first breakfast of the New Year was held Tuesday, Jan. 6,, at the Middleburgh Diner in Middleburgh. It was a typical January day: cold, snow on the ground, a nip to the early morning air, but off the OFs went to one of the original diners for the OMOTM.

It is sometimes sad to go over the list of names of when the OMOTM started. The three guys who started this nefarious group were Herbie Wolford, Ivan Baker, and Joe Farkus.

Those three plus all the others who have joined them are enjoying their breakfast now from their heavenly realm watching those of us down here having to deal with the winters (those OFs who stay in the Northeast anyway and don’t run away to warmer climes like some of the others). Hmm. Could there be a touch of jealousy hidden in that sentence somewhere?

There were lots of miscellaneous conversations going on Tuesday morning. One was about shopping for another scribe within the group. This OF at times has trouble waking up, and one of these days this OF might wake up and find himself sitting at a booth with Herbie, Ivan, Joe and that large group of other OFs joining in.

Fortunately one scribe volunteer has come forward; however, this OF will be in Florida for the next three weeks.

Serendipitous phoning

How often does it happen when we butt dial or phone a number we never intended to dial, or dial a number so completely off the number we planned on dialing that so not even a number of either phone matches with one the OF wanted, and for one reason or another speaking to the wrong one turns out right or necessary.

This happened to a couple of OFs and the intended caller of the callers reached were so far off it made no sense, yet reaching the butt-called OF was necessary and important and pertained to the OFs with an upcoming meeting.

Continuing with phones: Almost all the OFs have run into this problem dealing with phone menus and AI, and in many cases never being able to reach the party the OF wanted to reach. Most of the culprits are cases dealing with doctor’s offices, banks, and large corporations.

About the only ones that have menus that are halfway understandable are car dealerships. As one OF put it, they keep it simple because they don’t want to lose a sale on a $30,000 vehicle or get the OF ticked off on service so the OF goes someplace else.

The question was: If car dealerships can do it simply, why can’t the others?

One OF suggested that might be because we OFs never really learned how to think like a computer. We were taught ABCD, not 0 and 1 so we don’t understand how computers think and therefore don’t talk computer talk.

Another OF added, “Yeah. If the OF gets really ticked off and starts yelling at a real person that person might get ticked, or upset, but an AI computer doesn’t care. The OF can blow off steam all he wants — the machine doesn’t know if the OF is shouting or whispering.”

Ah! Just as in this case, give me the good old days when the OF was able to hear a person breathing on the other end of the line. Ever notice when talking to a machine, there are no indications of breathing? 

Weather reports

Listening to the weather reports, more often than not during inclement weather, the reports scare the living daylights out of some of the OFs and the reports might be right at times, but not for a couple inches of snow.

Listening to the reports on the evening news quite often makes the OF skittish of heading out the next day.

Such was the case for the a.m. trip to the Middleburgh Diner, yet the OFs who are true Northeasters said, “What the heck! Once they start measuring it in feet I’ll think about not heading to the Middleburgh Diner!”

Those OFs were (and we start with the usual): Harold Guest, Wally Guest, Ed Goff, Albert Raymond, Will Lichliter, George Washburn, Frank Fuss, Robert Shanz, Russ Pokorny, Frank Dees, Chuck Batcher, Warren Willsey, Lou Schenck,  Jack Norray, Dick Dexter, Gerry Cross, and me.

The amazing thing about life is it can change in an instant. One second, you’re cooking with gas; the next you are in a place you’d hoped you’d never be.

Like when someone runs a red light and you are in the wrong place at the wrong time, or the second before the doctor confirms you have a major illness. Of course, it can change for the better too, like hitting the Lotto. But that’s hard to do and even that has its downside, if you really think about it (long lost relatives, anyone?).

A few years ago, I was up on a ladder trimming a tree when the ladder broke. It was an old, beat-up aluminum step-ladder that wasn’t in great shape. Still, I never thought it would just outright fail like that.

The good news is I wasn’t that high up. The bad news is I landed on rock-hard landscaping pavers. That incident resulted in shoulder surgery. Ouch.

So the other day, the evening news mentioned possible ice storms in the forecast. I know I should pay more attention to the weather, but I just don’t. I mean, weather is going to be what weather is going to be.

Predicting has gotten better as of late, I will admit that, but it’s not like they can predict it exactly. So I just plan on dealing with whatever the weather is when I have to deal with it. Take it as it comes.

Next morning, I was the first one up as usual. When I opened the front door to retrieve the morning paper there was indeed ice all over the driveway.

Now here’s where being a stubborn old Italian guy bites me in the rear. Once I saw the ice I should have, at a minimum, put on good snow boots, a good, warm jacket, and maybe even brought out the ice pick.

Instead, incredibly, I ventured out of the house in nothing but Crocs and pajamas. Yes, you read that right. Stupid is as stupid does.

In my mind, I was thinking: “I only have to go to the mailbox. It’s not that far away. I’ll go slowly. I’ll be careful. What could go wrong?”

The song that should be coming to mind right now is “Fools Rush In.”

I made it down the three steps to the patio pavers. I didn’t have any problem at this point. In fact, the cold (15 degrees Fahrenheit), bracing air invigorated me and helped me to wake up. The problem started when my Crocs hit the blacktop driveway. I’ll never forget that moment as long as I live.

If you’re like me, you’ve always wondered what it would be like to fly. How can you not look at eagles and falcons soaring effortlessly on the breeze and wonder what that would be like? It would be the greatest thing ever, no doubt. That has to be the ultimate freedom.

One time my son was really into magic. He was so good he was offered jobs. At one point, we had six live doves in the house. He would use them in various parts of his act.

One was named Dovey, one was named Mr. Dove, and the other four had no names (go figure). I got to hold the birds now and then. That’s when I figured out how birds can fly so easily.

They weigh nothing. Their feathers obscure how small their bodies are, and their bones are hollow. Combine that with ingeniously designed feathered wings that brilliantly work the air, and that’s how birds achieve the miracle of flight.

No matter how much Ozempic (the latest weight-loss drug) we could take, we could never fly like birds do.

I was thinking about birds and flying because, once my Crocs hit the ice-covered blacktop of my driveway, I was in the air. Yep, I was flying all right. My feet went right out from under me and I was actually horizontal in the air. To add insult to injury, I hadn’t even had coffee yet. Yikes.

There are several things one thinks about when horizontal in the air on an upstate New York 15F-degree morning, while wearing nothing but Crocs and pajamas and knowing that the worst, by far, is yet to come:

— Preparing to listen to your wife ask, “What were you thinking?”;

— Preparing to listen to your kids ask, “What were you thinking?”;

— Preparing to listen to your friends ask, “What were you thinking?”;

— Wondering what time Urgent Care opens; and

— Other things that can’t be repeated in polite company.

Now, the time I was horizontal in the air wasn’t that long. It had to be no more than a fraction of a second. Yet in that tiny amount of time a whole world opened up

 I mean, if you think about it, how often are you horizontal in the air and not connected to terra firma in any way? I’m thinking, besides sky divers and astronauts, not many people have ever felt what I felt that morning, even if it was only for a brief period.

In effect, I was weightless for a bit, and I honestly have to say it felt very relaxing. Then I thought about this sticker I used to have on one of my motorcycles: “It’s not the speed, it’s the impact.”

So, gravity being what it is — it’s the law, for goodness sakes — I eventually came back to Earth in a very heavy and extremely painful way. Thankfully, I didn’t hit my head. No concussion or anything like that.

I wound up landing flat on my back and right shoulder. Upon impact I had searing pain in not only my back, but it somehow radiated up to my chest. Had I not known better, I would have thought I landed on an upright root or something that pierced my chest cavity. It knocked my breath away.

My poor right shoulder took a big hit too. As I write this the next day, it is still stiff and sore. Thankfully my range of motion is OK, but it will be a while before I practice guitar or hit the gym in this condition. I’m going to need some rest. Time heals all wounds.

Let’s talk about falls in general for a second, especially as related to older folks like me. I’ve heard of so many seniors taking bad falls requiring surgeries like hip replacements and the like. It’s terrible.

The only thing you can do is try to remain as active as you can in the hope of keeping your muscular strength and agility. I know, we lose our sense of balance as we age, and we just get frail. Time is a beast.

But trust me, falls are not good. Do what you can to avoid them if at all possible, including not venturing out on ice-covered driveways wearing Crocs.

My newspaper never did get delivered that morning. So much for trying to get to the mailbox. I wonder what happens to all the undelivered newspapers?

However, the good old post office still managed to deliver the mail. Through thick and thin, etc. My lovely wife was nice enough to traipse down to the mailbox to get it. There weren't even any bills for once.

Life can change in an instant, no doubt, sometimes for the better, many times for the worse, but all I know is: “I believe I can fly ….”

NEW SCOTLAND — On Tuesday Morning, Dec. 30, the Old Men of the Mountain traveled to one of their most distant eating establishments — the Window Box Café in New Scotland.

One of the discussions of the breakfast, at a few of the tables at least, was the wind. With just a tad of snow (by our standards) on the ground, when that wind got into it and blew it across the roads in spots, some of the OFs ran into a few surprises on their way to the restaurant.

Most all of the OFs are retired, and in the beginning of the OMOTM were from the Hill and the small country schools of Berne-Knox-Westerlo and Schoharie. Both schools handled kids from hardscrabble farms of the Helderbergs, and a few from the valley floor of Schoharie.

Now the OMOTM is a group of OFs who share breakfast from all over — not many farmers left. This led to a discussion with an OF who has been retired for only three years, so he is a “young-un.”

The job he retired from was one that many of the OFs wondered about at times. That was, where does the number of people working or not working that comes out each month come from? The “Jobs Report?”

Well, this recently retired OF is one of those who collected and analyzed the information that generated this report. There is a lot that goes into it and it is not some guy at a corner desk throwing darts at a graph on a wall. It is apparently worked on by many, and though in the end it is still a guess, it is a darn accurate guess, and at times can be right on the money.

Sports out of hand

Some of the OFs (believe it or not) were young at one time, and in their youth played sports. In the days the OFs were playing sports, the professionals were also playing sports and the salaries were nothing like what they are today.

The OFs at our table talked about how things may have gotten out of hand, like stadiums: What stadiums are like today and the teams demanding not necessarily larger, but better stadiums. The part the OFs don’t understand is they want us to pay for them.

Then an OF said, after our taxes pay for the stadium, some charge an arm and leg to go see a game so that the professional sports are only for the rich. That was the basis of discussion.

However, a stadium and team or teams are big draws because they encourage the growth of restaurants, motels and hotels, stores, and more police and firemen. The stadium is now an industry like a cement plant or steel mill. A football player is like a chunk of clinker, or a billet of steel.

Mourning Doug Marshall

A topic that was at most tables was the sudden passing of our scribe, Doug Marshall. From what the OMOTM understood in the beginning was that Doug would come out all right after the removal of the tumor in his bladder … Apparently that was not the case and we lost Doug to the heavens on Christmas Day.

His family will receive visitors at the Applebee Funeral Home in Delmar on Saturday, Jan. 17, from 1 to 4 p.m.

Those OMOTM who made sure the tank was full, the tires up and traveled to the Window Box Café in New Scotland were: Harold Guest, Wally Guest, Ed Goff, Frank Fuss, Robert Schanz, Al Schager, Pastor Jay Francis, Lou Schenck, Bill Bremmer, John Jaz, Frank Dees, Chuck Batcher, Russ Pokorny, Warren Willsey, Gerry Cross, Jack Norray, Dick Dexter, Elwood Vanderbilt, Dave Hodgetts, Bob Donnelly, John Dab, Paul Guiton, Alan Defazzo, Jake Herzog with his daughter and son-in-law as guests, and me.