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MIDDLEBURGH — Above freezing temps plus snow on the ground equals fog. Driving across Cotton Hill Road proved to be a bit of a chore on Dec. 10; these OMOTM eyes don’t care too much for the bright lights of approaching cars. But we made it to the Middleburgh Diner in time to join our fellow OFs at the long table for a fresh cup of hot coffee.

I expected to hear Christmas preparation stories, but instead I sat down to a discussion of how nice and warm and sunny it was on the beaches of Florida while the rest of us enjoyed the last couple of weeks of cold and snow.

One OF did talk about his daughter who is visiting for the holidays. This is a common phenomenon that occurs in the lives of some of the OMOTM.

I believe it is one of the graduate courses taught at parent school when we were a lot younger and just learning about this thing called “Parenthood.” Some of the OFs either missed or skipped that “Coming Back” chapter or didn't believe it would ever apply to them.

To borrow a line from the movie, “Pretty Woman”: “Big mistake!”

The OF was talking about how his daughter really missed having a nice big, beautiful Christmas tree all decorated with her favorite ornaments. The OF patiently explained how he hadn't had a Christmas tree in nearly 20 years.

He had downsized his house, but, like all OMOTM, hadn’t particularly downsized the amount of furniture he still has. There simply was no room for a tree.

But then, also like all OMOTM, he started looking around and said to himself, “If I take that chair (that nobody ever uses) and put it in the spare bedroom, scrunch this and that a little, and make the decision that we don’t really need the full width of that doorway, and if I bought a small tree — it might just work.”

He then wondered about what had happened to the price of a Christmas tree over the past two decades. How bad could it be, if he bought a really little tree? Pretty bad.

He said his little tree costs more than twice what he paid for the big tree that they used to have in their big house with the vaulted ceilings.

And, as for the string of Christmas-tree lights, again he asked us to recall how it was that all those lights that were working just fine when we packed them away last year, had suffered some tragic losses over the course of one year. Imagine the body count of Christmas-tree lights that would/could occur over 20 years!

Well, you are all aware of the classic Christmas movie, “Miracle on 34th Street.” We now have our very own Miracle of the Hilltowns: The lights all worked! No fatalities.

Now the last thing the OF wanted us to try to imagine was how his little Christmas Tree that Could, would look when decked out with enough lights and all the special ornaments from the big trees in his past.

He said it looks like the best Christmas tree he has ever had. He and his daughter will share this memory, of this Christmas, and this Little Christmas Tree that Could, forever.

I think our OF and his daughter just gave each other one of the very best Christmas gifts they possibly could.

 

Driving to Florida in the fast lane while Mom sleeps

It seems like whoever returns from some well-deserved vacation time to a warm climate just has to announce to one and all exactly how warm and nice it was where he was, as compared to where the rest of us were. I suppose some of us are going to hear this story repeated over and over in one form or another, from now until spring.

This particular conversation morphed into a general discussion of Florida, specifically, on how long it is. It really is a long way to travel from Jacksonville in the north to the tippy end of Key West. It was compared to driving the length of the New York State Thruway from New York City to Buffalo and on to the Pennsylvania state line.

As many men my age can relate to, I used to drive my mother down to Florida for the winter, first on the East Coast then on the West Coast before she settled on Sanibel Island.

The only quick story I'll pass along about those trips was about the time she fell asleep for a couple of hours and when she woke up she asked where we were. I told her and gave her the odometer reading.

She did the math and all at once exclaimed, “Douglas! Do you know how fast you were going?”

(As a son or daughter, we always knew when we were in trouble when our parents used our full given name!)

I think I must have said something clever like, “I was just going along with the traffic.”

That line never worked with the police either. Everyone knows how I-95 is famous for being such a slow road in Georgia in the late morning. Anyway, I did move over to the right lane. For a while.

Those OMOTM who gathered at the Middleburgh Diner were Harold and Wally Guest, Ed Goff, George Washburn, Wm. Lichliter, Frank A. Fuss, Miner Stevens, Jamy Darrah, Roland Tozer, Jake Herzog, Frank Dees, Russ Pokorny, Jim Gardner, Lou Schenck, (last week I left the “S” off his last name, sorry about that), John Jazz, Jack Norray, Dick Dexter, Gerry Cross, Herb Bahrmann, Warren Wilsey, and me.

All of us, theOld Men of the Mountain, not only wish each other, but all of you at The Altamont Enterprise and the readers of this column in particular:

A Merry Christmas and

Special Holiday Season to All.

— Photo from Frank L. Palmeri

Santa steps down from a firetruck to greet Guilderland children.

I thought that when I carried a firefighter down a ladder during training from a second-story window without dropping him or falling, that that would be the highlight of my volunteer firefighting career.

Then, when I was crawling around on my belly, holding onto a tool connected to another firefighter, who was connected to a wall in a pitch black, smoke-filled room and successfully found and “saved” the simulated human body, I thought that would have to be the highlight of my career.

However, in both cases I was wrong. The highlight of my firefighting career to date has to be playing Santa for the Guilderland Fire Department’s annual Santa’s Ride. What a blast.

The Guilderland Fire Department does a “Santa’s Ride” every year. The town is large enough that there are actually two Santa’s Rides and two separate routes on the same day when we do this.

Even with two rides going on at the same time, it still is a solid four-hour commitment. That’s four solid hours of driving around in fire apparatus, handing out toys to kids and candy to adults, plus the hours of preparation before and the cleanup after. It’s a huge endeavor and I applaud the officers of GFD for making it go so smoothly.

I’ve never played Santa in my life before, but once you put on the costume, including the wig, beard, and hat, you just get right into it. Unfortunately, my red pants kept falling down all day.

I mean I’m not exactly svelte at this point, but next year I’ll use suspenders for sure. If I keep my diet clean until then, I’ll even stick a pillow under my shirt to give me that really authentic Santa look as well.

We had one vehicle as spotters ahead of us, while we rode in one of the firetrucks. When the spotters would see some kids or families, they’d radio us the location so we’d be prepared.

When we arrived, I’d get off the rig, offer some “ho ho hos,” and then reach into my big red bag to hand out an appropriate toy. We had dolls for girls, Matchbox cars for boys, and little stuffed animals with sewed-on eyes (no buttons) for infants. We even had coloring books and puzzles for older kids.

Sometimes I’d guess a kid’s age wrong. The water must be good here in Guilderland, as we have a couple of really tall 7-year-olds in town! But all in all, I have to hand it to the Guilderland Fire Department for making sure that every kid got something. How great is that?

I don’t know about you, but I’m a sucker for kids. I have four of my own and remembering those days when they were small is one of my favorite pastimes.

You should have seen the look in the little girls’ eyes when I handed them those dolls. The same with the little boys and the toy cars. To think that such simple gifts could spark such happiness; it doesn't get any better.

Here’s a tip: I’ve seen kids spend more time playing with the empty cardboard box that the toy came in than with the toy itself. Kids have amazing imaginations. They can make toys out of almost anything. Perhaps this year, consider spending less on toys and more on their college fund. Just a thought.

At one point during the ride, the officer instructed us to pull up in front of an ordinary looking house. He knocked on the door, went inside, and then a moment later indicated that we should join him. Turns out it was a group home.

They were not interested in any gifts, but they wanted to see Santa. I know there is controversy about group homes. Some people don’t want them in their neighborhood.

But when I went in there, there was nothing to dislike; in fact, I was extremely proud that this clean, quiet, unassuming home exists in Guilderland. There were some very disabled folks in there, being taken care of with great respect and decency by very concerned caregivers.

I went around and ho-ho-hoed everyone and wished them a safe and happy Christmas and New Year. I was able to get a bunch of smiles out of them, and if that’s not the greatest gift I’ve ever received, I don’t know what is. Really.

Let me take a moment right here to repeat something I say all the time: In my whole life, whenever I’ve volunteered for anything — anything ! — I’ve always gotten much more out of it than I’ve put into it. That is just the God’s honest truth.

At another point in the ride, we stopped into the dispatcher room at the police station. In case you don’t know, this is where your call goes when you dial 9-1-1. We in GFD use them heavily, but they are also key for police and EMS.

So we decided to drop in and give them thanks for another great year of service. When you’re in there, it looks like the command center for a spacecraft. So much technology.

There were two lovely female dispatchers working at the time. We thanked them but we could only stay for a minute, as some pretty serious police calls were coming in while we were there.

It is just incredible to me that these dispatchers choose this kind of work and handle it so, so well. I’m impressed by their confidence, their capability, but mostly by their performance under pressure.

I’ve dealt with them at 3 a.m. many times on a fire call and they don’t miss a thing. We here in Guilderland are very well served by these dedicated professionals, without doubt.

During the ride, we stopped for kids and adults, of course, but we also stopped for dogs. Turns out one of our officers is a “dog whisperer.”

Why do I say that? Because he carried dog treats with him and quickly made friends with each and every dog we saw.

In fact, one dog was not a fan of me, or Santa, or both, as he barked relentlessly at me and only calmed down when our dog whisperer took over. I’m sure glad he was along for the ride! Santa doesn’t like getting barked at or bitten, haha.

After getting on and off the truck at least a hundred times, we finally made it back to the station, where a soup-tasting put on by the auxiliary awaited us. It was the perfect way to cap off what was a very satisfying yet tiring effort.

Thanks to the commissioners and officers of the Guilderland Fire Department for keeping the Santa’s Ride tradition going. It was great fun and I can’t wait for next year’s ride.

Art by Elisabeth Vines

How ironic that, as the tides of our nation’s identity have taken on a darker hue, those with an interest in living in a society, in communities, neighborhoods, and families where people support each other through mutual aid and needs-meeting practices, find themselves searching for spiritual leaders and rituals that are light-producing, hoping to find relief from the political, social, and economic institutions of darkness that hack away at our communal life, especially the lives of citizens with less, and even more so of those with nothing at all.

The late George Harrison — the singer, songwriter, guitarist, and writer of religious texts — addressed issues of darkness and light nearly 50 years ago in a song — it’s really a sutra — called “Beware of Darkness,” as if he wrote it for the people of the United States today.  

Speaking poetically, he names types or categories of people who eat away at human happiness by hacking away at the foundations of convivial community, that is, communities where people have a sense of a common good, a collective identity, where they look out for each other rather than trash-talk those who are different as enemy agents.

The first group to be avoided, Harrison says, are grifters, con men he calls “soft shoe shufflers,” people who skim communally-produced wealth — social and economic capital — for their personal portfolios.

A second group to beware of, Harrison says, are “greedy leaders,” public officials who, like the soft-shoe hustlers, cultivate their personal fortunes rather than nurture and care for the structures and resources that keep communities thriving.

And, when large numbers of happy communities coalesce for a common good, we find a nation that produces happy citizens. There are inventories to measure such things, that is, how well a society or institution fares with respect to meeting the needs of all — they’re essentially a happiness index. 

Harrison says watch out for yakers as well, those whose words lack substance so they wind up twisting and confusing the minds of fellow citizens.

They are the seed “The Parable of the Sower” talks about who, when the seed sprouts up, have roots so shallow the sun scorches them; some of the seed gets tangled in briar thorns and, also lacking depth, wither and die as well. Harrison calls them “falling swingers.” 

What makes the British songster a man of distinction is that “Beware of Darkness” reminds the community at large that there are some among us who have no idea what “common good” means. 

They live lives that prey on the voiceless and filch from the powerless poor, without concern that they are draining communal resources that neighborhoods, families, as well as individuals need to flourish.

And it does seem that those who’ve experienced life in a needs-based arrangement, have a better chance of standing up against the forces of social and political darkness but always aware that dissenters get picked off — like Alexei Navalny — one at a time.

The idea is — when darkness comes — not to get bent out of shape about every neurotic symptom that appears, thus the second stanza of “Beware of Darkness” goes:

Watch out now, take care
Beware of the thoughts that linger
Winding up inside your head
The hopelessness around you
In the dead of night.

From our very first day on Earth, we homo sapiens have devised ways to withstand the forces of darkness — especially during change of seasons — by creating songs and dances to celebrate light and light-bearing institutions that keep people back from the brink of despair.    

Celebrations of “winter solstice” — the darkest time of year — say new light can be found inside the womb of winter’s darkness, that a sun god will emerge and dispel worry, the savior called Sol Invictus, the “invincible sun,” the “unconquerable sun.”  

Celebrants of a new light emerged when Christians came along and baptized what belonged to the community as a whole, since day one, calling their season of new light “Christmas,” celebrating the birth of, not an invincible sUn but an invincible sOn.

Thus, it’s no surprise how many Christmas carols speak of a light that brings joy to the world while confronting darkness. “O Come, O Come, Emmanuel,” with roots going back to the Middle Ages, proclaims: “Dispel the shadows of the night, and turn darkness into light.”  

And the much-beloved “The First Noel” sings of a star, shining in the east, that gives “the earth … great light/And so it continue[s] . . . day and night.” 

Continues day and night? That means the Sol Invictus of Christmas will not leave people and their communities, neighborhoods, and families high and dry; the underlying message is: “Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.”  

A powerful claim to be sure but the gospel-writer John ups the ante by having Jesus say, “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will not walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.” 

However much one is inclined to believe such an assertion, the gospel-writer Luke says it dates back to the very first day of the man on Earth, when his light shone inside a stable; that when angels saw it, they flew into the cold winter night to let everyone know a child had just been born destined to dispel the darkness of humankind; and when shepherds watching their sheep heard the news “the glory of the Lord shone around and they were terrified.”   

They felt compelled to go to Bethlehem to see the light for themselves and, after seeing the child, went around spreading “the word concerning what had been told them about this child, and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherds said to them.”

The Christmas message of new light — described as a new testament — is about developing methods, strategies, structures, and institutions designed to enhance the common good through communities that take into account the needs of all through measures of cooperation and mutual aid with violence to no one.

Sigmund Freud, the father of psychoanalysis — a method devised to find light within darkness — which he called repression — speaks of the continuing battle between light and darkness in his “Civilization and Its Discontents,” which first appeared in German in 1930. 

Herr Doktor, an Austrian Jew, implies he could feel in the unconscious bones of his Jewishness, an emerging darkness called Hitler and Nazi extermination.

Thus, the last paragraph of “Civilization and Its Discontents” reads: “The fateful question for the human species seems to me to be whether and to what extent … [our] cultural development will succeed in mastering the disturbance of … [our] communal life by the human instinct of aggression and self-destruction.” 

And because we, “have gained control over the forces of nature … [we] would have no difficulty in exterminating one another to the last man.” 

It’s no surprise then that our country suffers from “unrest … unhappiness and … [a] mood of anxiety.”

Freud called the force of light Eros — love — and the force of darkness Thanatos or death. 

Trying to predict the outcome of the contest of wills between those two forces in 1930, he hedges his bets; the final words of “Civilization and its Discontents” read therefore: “the other of the two ‘Heavenly Powers,’ eternal Eros, will make an effort to assert himself in the struggle with his equally immortal adversary [death]. But who can foresee with what success and with what result?” 

He was not a fortune-teller but we know what took place.

On Christmas day 1863 — as the people of the United States were engaged in war on the opposing sides of light and darkness — the American poet Henry Wadsworth Longfellow penned his famed “Christmas Bells” which I translate as:

I hear bells this Christmas Day

Calling to mind the carols 

We sung when we were one

Alive and filled with tenderness

Repeating over and over:

Peace on Earth, everybody!

Peace on Earth to one and all!

Good will to every soul among us!

Hoping each and everyone of us

Will become the light of Christmas.

DUANESBURG — The OMOTM met at the Chuck Wagon on Tuesday morning and it certainly felt like a December morning in the Hilltowns. Snow on the ground, temperature in the teens, cars that took a little longer to warm up (love those seat heaters!) but the coffee that follows us to our seats was hot and fresh as usual, and welcomed.

After missing a couple of breakfasts, I was welcomed back and was looking forward to the usual sparkling conversation to be heard around the room at the different tables. Right off the bat, the tone was set by our own resident poet laureate, Jake, who, when asked if he was a hunter and, if so, was he successful this year?

He responded in the affirmative to being a hunter as he has spent his life hunting for “Truth” and “Peace and the Meaning of Life.”  

The table fell silent at that answer, but only for a moment before another OF produced a picture of a nine-point buck that insisted on remaining still long enough to have his picture taken.

That same OF, who definitely is not prone to watching football on the TV on the weekends, also showed a couple of other pictures of a couple of big, 24-inch northern pike who also took the time to pose for pictures while he was fishing in Lake George this past weekend. I think we should call him Daniel Boone from now on.

We all signed a get-well card for Pastor Jay Francis who underwent a knee replacement operation this past week. All is well and we look forward to welcoming the pastor back as soon as possible.

Two of our OFs wore their big furry fox hats today. I probably got that wrong, but the tail didn’t look like what I would think a coonskin hat should look like. I’ll take a picture next time. They sure looked warm however, and big!

 

It’s Just a Game

A while back, we talked about high school sports and the fact that there are programs out there that make it possible for athletes that age to train and practice and play that sport the whole year. We made it clear that these are additional programs and not part of any particular high school’s curriculum.

It was in addition to what a school could and would offer. I made my view clear that I thought, at the high school level, kids should enjoy different sports, go out for different teams, and have some fun while they are at it. Make new friends, enjoy being a kid.

It doesn’t last very long. When you are just 15 or 16 years old, you are still growing; time enough for 24/7/365 training later.

What I did want to emphasize were the lessons young people are being taught at every level of every sport every day. If you are on a team, for any team sport, the concepts each athlete will learn stay with them throughout their life. The concepts of fair play, competition, doing your part for the betterment of the team, of losing gracefully or, and this can be even harder, winning gracefully.

On the other hand, if your talents or interests lie in an individual sport like swimming, or golf, or the marching band, singing with the glee club or barber shop quartet, you are still contributing and competing to be part of a team. The same lessons are taught, just being applied to a different arena.

A friend of mine and fellow OMOTM, and also the current president of the Kiwanis Club of the Helderbergs, Frank Dees, has always been involved in sports. The Altamont Enterprise had a wonderful full-page editorial a dozen years ago about Frank and his work in high school sports.

Frank started a not-for-profit called It’s Just a Game. Frank deals with head injuries and concussions, I love the name. It represents what I have always thought; this is high school sports for goodness sake. It’s just a game.

I am not making a case against football or any other contact sport. I also played football in high school and college, but I am trying to emphasize the positive aspects of high school team sports and athletics in general. Some good life lessons can, and are, being taught at the high school level.

There are some real downsides to taking it too far. High school kids are not pros; let kids be kids. The idea of trying out for the marching band, glee club, or barber shop quartet, it’s all the same.

The same lessons are all there to be taught and learned. It is all the same, to be part of something bigger than just you, it’s a good thing. I have talked with many of the OFs at the OMOTM breakfasts, and to a man, they agree.

They all have fond memories of when they were young and played on their high school teams. It was important then, and is important now. Simpler times then, and while times change, the lessons do not.

The high schools do a great job in their physical education programs while teaching the many lessons that the world of sports can provide. Remember, it may be high school athletic programs, but we learn a lot. It’s Just a Game, and so much more.

Tuesday’s OMOTM who enjoyed good hot coffee and great food at the Chuck Wagon were: Wally Guest, Harold Guest, Wayne Gaul, Ted Feurer, Jake Lederman, Frank A. Fuss, Ed Goff, Jake Herzog, Warren Willsey, Jim Gardner, Frank Dees, Russ Pokorny, Roger Shafer, Joe Rack, Mark Traver, Glenn Patterson, Lou Chenck, Marty Herzog, Jamey Darrah, Jack Norray, Gerry Cross, Dick Dexter, John Dabb, Elwood Vanderbilt, Bob Donnelly, Dave Hodgetts, Alan Defazio, Herb Behrmann, Paul Guiton, and me.