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MIDDLEBURGH — The OMOTM gathered together at Mrs K's Kitchen this week to enjoy fellowship and good food. Last week, on Wednesday, it was a nice day and I decided to hike up Vroman's Nose over by Middleburgh.

This is a popular hike of about 1.8 miles round trip to the top and looping back back down. Just about everybody I talked to at the OMOTM breakfasts has hiked this trail and said it was pretty easy to do. ( I think they were a lot closer to 40 years old when they hiked the trail.)

It was a bucket-list item for me ever since I learned about the striations, or grooves, in the flat rocks at the top of Vroman's Nose that were made by glaciers as they passed by moving southward some 10,000 years ago. I really wanted to see something definitely made by glaciers during the last ice age. So off I went.

Now, believe me, I'm not bragging, I thought that this was going to be little more than a stroll in the park; after all, it has an elevation of only 1,240 feet. Or, put another way, it has only a 426-foot elevation gain from bottom to top.

 

How hard can that be

When you are in any kind of shape and 40 years old, not hard at all. When you are 81 years old and have worked very hard for the last few decades to be as far out of shape as you can possibly get, then I strongly suggest that you should have your head examined before risking life and limb on this stroll in the park!

But I made it. I have pictures to prove it, and pictures of the striations as well. The view is wonderful.

It has been nearly a week now, and my legs are still recovering. My thighs were totally shot. I could barely stand upright, much less move at the end. Rubbery, Jell-O, all those adjectives don't begin to describe how my legs felt.

I was totally unprepared for the effort. Believe it or not, I was OK going up; it was the return, going downhill, that wiped me out!

As a result of all this, I was exceptionally tardy in delivering my OMOTM column to The Altamont Enterprise. I had actually completed the column on Tuesday, the day before the ill-fated decision to go for a hike.

It was while I was in that never-never land of wondering if I was ever going to recover or not, that I realized I had never sent the OMOTM column to the paper. I quickly hit the “send” button and apologized to the paper for being late.

Now dealing with the paper was the easy part. They were understanding, gracious, and professional, so when all was said and done, I did manage to get my column in to them with one day to spare. So, as far The Enterprise was concerned, “no harm, no foul.”

The OMOTM? Maybe not so much. They are used to getting an email from the Scribe Emeritus and now me, that contains that week's column and any announcements on either the Thursday or Friday following that week's breakfast.

When they don't receive their email on time, they want to know what's going on, and why. They may even get a little grumpy.

With that in mind, I entered Mrs K's Kitchen on Nov. 12 not knowing what awaited me. As it turned out, all was well. I took my seat and ordered breakfast.

 

Our working days

At another table, or possibly at the other end of the same long table I was sitting at, a discussion of the occupations we worked at during our working careers was going on.

This discussion was a continuation of a topic left over from last week. The question was asked about what we all did during our “working days.”

In addition to the occupations mentioned last week, we can now add several more, such as another NIMO [National Incident Management Organization] worker, a Schoharie Highway Department worker, another DOT [Department of Transportation] worker, and a school bus driver.

We have an OF who was in the tire business for 15 years, another computer programer, and a first responder firefighter for 37 years. Continuing on, we find  an employee of Owens Corning for 30 years, a commercial refrigeration wholesaler, a newspaperman, a retail general-store owner, a schoolteacher who ended up on the administrative side in the school system, and finally, a mental-health administrator. 

So to repeat a comment from last week, it is not difficult to imagine the totally different conversations going on at the same time at different tables at our weekly breakfast meetings. Most of these OMOTM held these jobs for literally decades and, while providing for their families, they did what we all did.

They went on vacations; traveled; they helped their friends and neighbors; they went to church, and, with their wives, they raised their families. 

The OMOTM are not unique in what they did; what sets them apart is where they live. Most of these men have lived up here in these mountains their whole life. They have known each other one way or another, for many, many years.

In a way, it is like the old days in the cities, where you would have an Irish neighborhood, a Polish neighborhood, or German or Chinese neighborhoods where you could find a close-knit continuity of friends and neighbors that have been there for decades. Like the old TV show “Cheers” — “where everybody knows your name.”

We know everybody's name this week: Harold Guest, Wally Guest, Ed Goff, Wm Lichliter, George Washburn, Roger Shafer, Mark Traver, Joe Rack, Glenn Patterson, Ken Parks, Roland Tozer, Jake Herzog, Jake Lederman, Ted Feurer, Wayne Gaul, Marty Herzog, John Dab, Herb Bahrmann, Jack Norray, Lou Schenck, Henry Whipple, Bill Coton, Bob Donnelly, Elwood Vandererbilt, Dave Hodgetts, Allen Defasio, and me.

MIDDLEBURGH — It was a lot nicer to drive over to the Middleburgh Diner in the early morning daylight this week. Only have to suffer through losing more daylight for another month and a half until the days start to lengthen.

But first we must mow the lawn one last time, then put the snow tires on, get the snowblower ready, have fires in the fireplace, and enjoy some homemade stew. The fireplace and the stew sound good to us; you can keep the rest.

Last week, the OMOTM had a discussion about how many of us owned motorcycles at any point in our lives and how many still ride. Turned out that probably 50 percent or more rode cycles at one time or another, and around 25 percent still do. Which, as you remember, surprised me.

During this past week, I received some additional info from some OFs and one of them even sent along a really nice photo of his scooter. It looks just like a classic motorcycle except smaller, sorta like a scooter.

 

Election Day

Election Day! Finally! The OMOTM have only a couple of rules, which are followed pretty closely. They are: We stay away from talking about politics and talking about religion.

Even with this particular election cycle with all of its twists and turns, I never heard any comments, pro or con, about any of it at our breakfast get togethers. I'll go out on a limb and venture a guess that most of the OFs are relieved it is finally over.

Several OFs have served in various capacities on election days gone by. One of them was part of a two-man team, one from each party, that were ready to address any problems that might have occurred with the machines on that day.

He said they had to go to school and learn all about how the machines operated and what to do if this or that happened.

These machines were the old type with the levers. He said they were “bullet proof” and foolproof; you couldn't mess with them.

Other OFs talked about taking the results to the police cars to be taken to the counting stations and all the precautions and cross checks that were in place to prevent mistakes in the counting.

There were always some funny stories connected with some of the strange things that happened along the way. But they were always just natural funny stories that happen to all of us at times. Nothing bad, nothing illegal, just funny.

 

Varied careers

All of this talk got me thinking about the backgrounds of my fellow OMOTM. They are all from the Hilltowns, but what did they do for a living while they had young families growing up? What did they do to put food on the table and pay the power bill or make that car payment?

There were many farms, mostly dairy I believe, throughout these Hilltowns in the Helderbergs. For many reasons, the number of farms today is a much smaller number than yesterday.

The state of New York and the federal government with all its many departments, provided employment for several OFs. One was a professional engineer with the Department of Transportation for over three decades.

Another OF was in the IT industry with the state, also for decades. I commented to him that he witnessed the whole transformation from before computers were invented to what we have now. Same industry, but totally different. If he retired 25 to 30 years ago, can you imagine the changes?

Speaking of how the computer industry has changed the workplace landscape, how about the OF who's career with the Department of Environmental Conservation also spanned many years.

For many years, one of the OFs earned his living writing computer programs. Another was a machine operator; another, a lineman for Verizon.

Two or three OFs present on Tuesday morning worked in different sections or plants of General Electric. Remember NIMO [National Incident Management Organization]? Yup, we were there as well.

A couple of OFs said they married very well and didn’t worry about it. (We laughed and didn’t believe them. Great idea however.)

Another OF said he has been retired for so long that he forgets what he did for a living. (We laughed at that as well, but this time we believed him.)

The most unusual occupation found around the tables was that of a chimney sweep. One of our OFs started and ran a successful chimney-sweep company. He had to have a license to be a chimney sweep. He had his employees wear the uniform of top hats, white gloves, etc.

The only problem he had was, it was very seasonal. What to do with the rest of the year?

Another longtime OF worked for AT&T. He was totally involved with the switching stations that without them working correctly, your phone call to your neighbor could end up with you talking to someone in California! Just kidding. I think.

He was also very involved at the supervisory level with the laying of the transatlantic phone line. Cell phone anyone?

So now you begin to get the idea of where our Scribe Emeritus, John Williams, got his ideas for his OMOTM columns in The Altamont Enterprise for all those years. With all this diversity of working backgrounds, coupled with the commonality of us living and growing up in the Hilltowns and mountains of Albany County, John, who was a commissioned artist in his own right, could have written the column for decades to come.

One of the constants throughout the years is the final paragraph listing who got together that week for breakfast. Here is the list: Harold Guest, Wally Guest, Miner Stevens, Ed Goff, George Washburn, Wm Lichliter, Roland Tozer, Frank A. Fuss, Gerry Chartier, Jake Herzog, Frank Dees, Jim Gardner, Russ Pokorny, Warren Willsey, Herb Bahrmann, Lou Schenck, Gerry Cross, Lack Norray, Dick Dexter, and me.

— Photo by Lyn Topinka, United States Geological Survey

After: A plume rises nearly 3,000 feet above the volcano’s rim on May 19, 1982.

Sometimes, when I am about to write a column on one of my experiences, I am faced with a dilemma: Does this belong in the category “Backroads geology” or in “Awe”?

Over the years, I have written on the geology of the Grand Canyon, the Hawaiian lava flows, Egypt’s Valley of the Kings, and Chaco Canyon in New Mexico — all of them with interesting geology but also inducing awe. 

The climb of Mt. St. Helens, which I undertook with a friend some years ago, certainly confronted us with some textbook examples of geologic forces but also exposed us to the power of nature to both destroy and create on a massive scale. And though awe can sometimes reduce a person to silence, in this case our first view of the destructive aftermath resulted in an incongruous Anglo-Saxon expletive. But more of that later.

Prior to May 18, 1980, Mount St. Helens was known as America’s Mount Fuji. A steep-sided peak with its summit eternally snow-covered, it loomed above its surrounding landscape as in a Japanese block print: One could imagine it viewed through the branches of a cherry tree in full bloom under a milky blue sky with a diminutive pagoda as a symbol of the smallness of human constructions compared to those of nature.

But the tranquility of such a scene was illusory. Like Mount Fuji and a number of other dangerous peaks in the Cascade Mountains — Rainier, Mount Hood, and Baker among them — Mount St. Helens is a strato-volcano.

It is composed of layer upon layer of debris blasted out of the earth over millennia in a series of violent eruptions. Beneath the snow-capped peaks of the Cascades lies a subduction zone — a gigantic fault line at which one of Earth’s lithospheric plates is diving under another. The resulting friction causes melting of the rock on a massive scale, which then can rise to the surface and explode with terrifying force.

 

Explosion

And that is precisely what happened on May 18, 1980 after weeks of increasingly strong tremors and bursts of ash coating the mountain’s snowy summit.

Early that morning, the series of earthquakes that had been giving ample warning of magma on the move through a chamber beneath the mountain produced a major temblor that shook the ground for miles around followed by a gigantic landslide on the north slope.

Anyone who has ever shaken a warm bottle of a carbonated beverage and then loosened the cap could predict what happened next. The instant that the magma in the chamber had access to the vastly lower pressure outside, it exploded with almost unbelievable violence — laterally instead of vertically from the summit as might have been expected.

In a scorching explosion called a pyroclastic surge, three cubic kilometers of the mountain disintegrated and blasted northward at hundreds of miles an hour, destroying great stretches of forest, burying half of pristine Spirit Lake, and killing unknown numbers of wildlife; 67 people unfortunate enough to be hiking or camping in the line of the blast also perished.

In an instant, “America’s Mount Fuji” was turned into an ugly crag with a gigantic gaping crater where its gleaming snow-capped summit had been.

 

Recovery

And then the mountain went back to the slumber in which it had rested for centuries.

Anyone who has seen the photos of the explosion and subsequent devastation would find it hard to believe that the land north of the mountain could recover in many lifetimes. But volcanic soils are loaded with minerals — those that buried Pompeii are some of the most fertile in Italy — and within a very few years the landscape to the north began to turn green as seedlings and grasses took root and shortly herds of elk were seen grazing in the blasted area.

Scientists and hikers alike were stunned by the ability and swiftness of the recovery even amid the wreck of millions of toppled trees. Within a few years, permits were being issued on a limited basis allowing climbers to ascend the southern slope of the mountain, which was relatively unscathed in the catastrophic blast.

Yet even as hikers made their way through the forested lower sections and across the slender glaciers that stretched down from the heights above timberline, within the raw crater a huge steaming dome of solidified lava showed that St. Helens was slowly rebuilding its summit.

My climbing companion and I had spent the night before our climb in the tiny village of Cougar (population 122) some 13 miles southwest of the mountain. The townspeople had made the most of the fact that visitors to the volcano would pass through the village and souvenir shops had popped up selling postcards, paintings and photographs of St. Helens, DVDs of the event, and pottery made with volcanic dust

It undoubtedly was a sobering thought for the population that, had the mountain’s erratic explosion occurred on its south side, the village and its population would have been obliterated.

 

Ascent

We began our ascent on a cool morning at the trailhead called “Climbers’ Bivouac,” at an elevation of around 5,500 feet — a starting point higher than any mountain peak in New York state, and the relative thinness of the air was apparent as soon as we set out.

During summer months, the number of climbers was limited to 100 to protect the fragile environment and we had secured our permits some weeks before. The trailhead is surrounded by tall Douglas firs that were relatively untouched by the blast, unlike the devastation on the north side of the mountain.

We had slathered our faces and arms with sunscreen as the sun is intense at high altitudes, especially on such a near-cloudless day as this one.  The trail led in a series of switchbacks up through the forest and crossed a series of small brooks trickling down from ice higher up on the mountain.

But we soon noticed something ominous: Instead of the dark, loamy soil one would expect in an old forest, a thick gray layer of ash covered the ground between the trees, residue from the blast.

As we approached timberline, the view suddenly became expansive: snow-capped jagged peaks of the Cascade Mountains against a deep blue sky with a few high, wispy clouds.

Now the slopes above us were covered with angular boulders patterned with lichens of many colors and from their shadows the furry little rodents called pikas were whistling warnings of the intruders to their companions.

We had not seen any other climbers but occasionally we could hear voices from above so we knew we were not the first on the mountain that morning. The temperature was dropping with the altitude and the dryness of the air was making us thirsty so we paused to put on parkas and swig some Gatorade.

The trail then took us through some crusty patches of snow and across the diminutive Shoestring Glacier on which numerous small brooks trickled over the ice under the high sun.

The trail became steeper and because of the increasing thinness of the air — we were nearing 10,000 feet — every step became more exerting. Now we were ascending over slippery volcanic dust; the switchbacks became tighter and steeper and soon high above us was the top of Mount St. Helens.

But there was no peak.

Instead we could see a long, flat ridge and a handful of climbers perched on it. The ascent had taken just about three hours and now the sunlight was intense. Near the top, the trail disappeared into rubble and a scattering of herd paths continued upward. And then we arrived at the rim of the crater and the devastation lay starkly before us.

“Holy s***!”

I don’t remember which one of us said it, but a group of climbers a few dozen feet away eating their lunches burst into laughter. We must have looked at them with very puzzled expressions because one of them said, “Everybody who has come up the trail and taken a look says the same thing!”

We were standing on the rim of the crater from which a layered cloak of ice several feet thick plunged downward over a thousand feet. Like a great rocky amphitheater, the crater opened, and in its center the steaming lava dome — now a couple of hundred feet high — showed that the mountain’s subterranean fires were still very active. 

To the north, millions of parallel, charred fallen trees showed the result of the pyroclastic surge that had rushed from the explosion at hundreds of miles per hour, burning everything in its path that it did not bury.

In the far distance, once-pristine Spirit Lake was now half its size and thousands of denuded trees floated like abandoned canoes on its surface along with tons of pumice pebbles — volcanic rocks less dense than water.

The scene quickly evoked silent contemplation, broken only a few minutes later when another party reached the rim and stared for a moment before one of the awestruck climbers said, “Holy s***!”

In real time, it could of course be hundreds of years before Mount St. Helens next erupts and by then the great mossy forests that will surround it may be filled with vast herds of elk and mountain goats and the occasional bear roaming the apparently benign landscape.

But in geologic time that is but the wink of an eye and beneath the mountain the magma will still surge and only the occasional coating of ash on the gleaming snowcap of the mountain will indicate that it is about to awaken from its slumber.

There is no way to predict in which direction the volcano may next unleash its destruction. But St. Helens is only one of the volcanic peaks of the Cascades that could erupt.

Mount Rainier, sitting so near the cities of Seattle and Tacoma, is said to be among the most dangerous, covered as it is in glaciers that would melt in an eruption sending great rivers of suffocating mud behind its pyroclastic surge, burying everything in their paths.

One can only wonder at the human propensity to build our cities in places subject to earthquakes and tsunamis and volcanic eruptions and other geologic hazards. And how ironic that they are often locales of awesome beauty.

How about we get a couple of pints of Ben & Jerry’s “Cherry Garcia” and a bottle of “Skinny Girl” Merlot, then just curl up on the couch and watch a Hallmark movie. After a good cry, let’s spend four hours talking about our feelings and emotions. Doesn’t that sound like fun? Not!

How about we turn 65 and then go on Medicare, making what used to be simple and easy health-care coverage become something with endless paperwork, mailings, notices, deadlines, rules, complexity, and all this when we’re getting older and by any sane accounting it should become simpler, not more complex. Is this the way to run health care in the greatest country in the world? Not!

How about we lease the biggest and baddest off-road SUV, with state-of-the-art navigation, safety aids, and ground clearance so high we could picnic under there, but then never drive it anywhere except the mall because if we actually do take it off-road we might scratch it and then have trouble when the lease is over. Not!

How about the fuddie-duddies who delight in telling us how our occasional cigar, libation, or even diet soda are so bad for us when all we are trying to do is relax a little and not go crazy from all the stress with politics, aging, anti-human phone menu systems, and graffiti (or rather vandalism treated as art). Not!

How about we don’t take the trouble to register and vote, yet complain about everything all the time anyway. Complaining without voting? Not!

How about adding more and more “infotainment” options to cars and trucks, and then wonder why they veer all over the road as people do so much more than just drive. More doodads and gadgets on the dashboard? Not!

How about some new cars coming without an oil pan drain plug. The car will “let” you know when it needs an oil change, performed by the dealer with special equipment. Not being able to do your own oil changes if you so choose? Are you kidding me? Not!

How about overflowing hotels filled with migrants, paid for by our tax dollars, who sit around waiting for who knows what, while everywhere you go you see “Help Wanted” signs in all kinds of businesses. Paying for a potential workforce to sit around while stores can’t get help they so desperately need? Not!

How about resisting the urge to buy everything online so that local stores can succeed and pay taxes, but then find they don’t have what you want and, when they do have it, there is only one register open. Local stores not stepping up their game in response to the online shopping juggernaut? Not!

How about people still not getting opera, despite it being a timeless, multi-dimensional feast for the senses. It really is. Still thinking opera is boring, stodgy, and old? Not!

How about endlessly discussing what movies are on Netflix and what new show is on what new streaming app, but completely ignoring the wealth of diversity that is available at the local library? Carping about movies and TV shows while the entire world, literally, awaits you at the library? Not!

How about seven-dollar mocha hoka double latte espresso shot venti whatever coffees still being a thing? Paying seven dollars for coffee when you can get it at any convenience store for less than two bucks? Not!

How about that toothache coming in late Friday night, forcing you to spend the weekend in grueling pain. Can’t a toothache come during normal business hours for once? Ouch. Having to search for emergency dental care? Not!

How about living in the greatest age of human connectivity, when any person or any idea is just a mouse click or button press away, while loneliness and social isolation are at an all time high? Being isolated by choice or by circumstances and missing the joy of human companionship? Not!

How about the sheer drudgery of just maintaining a house: laundry (endless), dusting, paying bills, landscaping, fixing stuff, cooking, cleaning, mopping, and on and on. Where are the house-cleaning robots like in “The Jetsons” cartoon from my youth? We don’t have domestic robots yet? Not!

How about trying to schedule something with a medical professional and being told the next appointment is not in days or even weeks but months? Better not die in the meantime! Waiting so long for medical appointments? Not!

How about the old days, when Dad bought a new TV, connected the rabbit-ear antennas (two screws) and it just worked. Same with the toaster, vacuum cleaner, fridge, and everything else. Now everything has to be “installed” or “setup” and you better have an account and know your login and your wifi password, yada yada yada. They don’t even include printed manuals anymore! Having to be a tech wiz whether you like it or not? Not!

How about not even being close to having high-speed rail, like France and Japan have? This is the most fuel efficient way to move people over great distances. We’re overdue. Still having to wait for high-speed rail? Not!

How about taking all those Sunday dinners with parents, aunts, uncles, and cousins for granted and now wishing you could do it just one more time? I try not to dwell on my dear departed family members, but it’s hard not to sometimes, especially around the holidays. Getting sad and down because the circle of life never stops? Not!

How about a rare perfect summer day, with low humidity and clear skies where are all the kids are playing stick-ball, riding bikes, or just horsing around on the lawn? What’s that you say, they’re all in their rooms on their phones? Being a kid and not taking advantage of perfect summer weather? Not!

How about this column being entirely too negative, so let’s end on a joke: What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! Thinking I’m a comedian? Not!

DUANESBURG — As we pulled into the parking lot of the Chuck Wagon Diner on Tuesday, Oct. 29, the sun was nowhere to be seen. Daylight Saving Time ends on Nov. 3 so that will help lighten up next week’s drive. Should be at least a little less dark.

It is really the darkness at 5 in the afternoon that gets our attention; it is a long way from sunset at 8:30 p.m. in June! Not only that, the fall foliage here in the Hilltowns is past peak. It is over.

A couple more warm days of Indian Summer ended October and started November. One of those warm days covered Halloween this year. That is good.

It is always fun to see the little kids get all excited in their scary costumes and run around “trick or treating” in search of candy. Halloween and little kids brought back many fond memories of times gone by for the OMOTM.

We remembered carving pumpkins for our children, then they “helped” us carve the pumpkin, and finally they did it all by themselves. At the end, they were pretty darn good.

As we grew older, we kept the spirit of Halloween going with adult costume parties. We all have  noted the great big skeletons of various scary animals and scary people that seem to be very popular these days. They are huge! Some of the decorations are as elaborate, or even more so, than what we see at Christmas time.

 

Hilltown bikers

At one table, an OF was heard to comment that he has started to winterize his motorcycles. Yes he has more than one. This prompted a rather extended conversation regarding motorcycles. Who has them?  Do they still ride? What kind? Do you have more than one, how many? Who had a sidecar?

Now remember, we are talking about the OMOTM present at today's breakfast. The question was asked, “How many OFs currently own, or used to own, motorcycles?

 I was not prepared for a couple of the answers. Why? A little background info is in order here.

A couple of weeks ago, Oct. 17,  The Altamont Enterprise featured a great editorial titled, “Our March of Progress through life should not end in mere oblivion.” It was all about aging and how we deal with the many aspects of this process. Good and bad.

Two sentences, among many in the article, stood out to me. The first was, “Ageism is one of the last socially accepted prejudices.” ( Not a good thing.)

The other was, “Each of us can make an effort not to discriminate against others or, if we are old, against ourselves.” It was the last two words of that sentence that really grabbed my attention, “against ourselves.” I had never thought about discrimination from that perspective before.

I am guilty of that. Because, if I find myself being a little surprised that the OF I'm talking to is remembering when he had his motorcycle and was riding around the Hilltowns with his friends having fun, why do I find that unusual?

Do I really think that this 90-year-old OMOTM has been 90 years old his whole life? Intellectually, I know he was 20 years old, and did things all 20-year-olds do. I had a motor scooter, and a friend stored his motorcycle in my garage; it was licensed and I used it all the time.

So to get back to the OMOTM and their bikes. I found that at least half (probably more) of the OFs present owned and rode one or more motorcycles at one time or another during their lives. At least six OFs ride to this day.

So as I look around the room at my friends, these OMOTM, and see them as they are today, why do I have difficulty seeing them as young men with a full head of dark hair, with little or no extra weight on their muscular bodies?

Why? Because I am guilty of discrimination “against ourselves,” that's why. If some of them drove their antique automobiles to breakfast, my mind says: OK, old people have old cars, but ride new motorcycles? Why not?

Just because we are older, does that mean we can’t, or didn’t, ride a motorcycle? Just because we are older, does that justify saying or thinking, “Good for you, old man.”

See? That's discrimination, no matter who says it or thinks it. Because I’m one of them, and I thought it, I'm discriminating against myself. That will stop right now to the best of my ability.

All of this is not denying that, as we grow older, we are not what we used to be physically, even mentally. We don’t run and jump anymore; many of us wear hearing aids or wear glasses. As we grow old, we walk more slowly.

I know I am not as steady on my feet as I was, and my reactions are not nearly as fast as they were, which is why I do not drive when my daughter and son-in-law are around. They drive, because I asked them to. They are much better than I am.

But we are not invisible. We can contribute, we want to, we have a lot to offer. Discrimination, prejudicial comments, even self-inflicted, or coming externally, eventually wears us down; it diminishes us.

Breakfast with our fellow OMOTM friends, on the other hand, builds us up and brings us a little happiness, so with that in mind, I offer you this week’s list of breakfast attendees: Harold Guest, Wally Guest, Jake Lederman, Wayne Gaul, Ted Feurer, Michael Krazinski, George Washburn, Wm Lichliter, Frank A. Fuss, Roland Tozer, Frank Dees, Russ Pokorny, Jim Gardner, Warren Willsey, Marty Herzog, Jake Herzog, Pastor Jay Francis, Glenn Patterson, Roger Shafer, Mark Traver, Joe Rack, Paul Whitbeck, Paul Guiton, Bob Donnelly, Dave Hodgetts, John Williams, Duncan Bellinger, Lou Schenck, Jack Norray, Gerry Cross,  John Jazz, Dick Dexter, Herb Bahrmann, Henry Whipple, Bill Coton, and me.

— Photo from R. Douglas Marshall

Volunteers with the Helderberg Kiwanis stand by the bags full of road trash they picked up.

DELANSON — Ahhhh, Indian Summer: A short, wonderful period of warmer-than-normal, dry, weather that usually occurs after the first frost or freeze. To have this happen right now when the fall foliage is at, or just a little past, peak color, is perfect.

This was a popular topic around the tables at last Tuesday morning's OMOTM breakfast at Gibby's Diner in Delanson/Duanesburg. The warm weather is Mother Nature's gift to all of us this week, at least through Wednesday, and to couple this with the best show of autumn colors in a very long time makes it, well, just great to be alive up here in the mountains and Hilltowns outside of Albany, New York.

I asked my old friend, Mr. Google, exactly where that phrase, Indian Summer, comes from. Turns out, it comes from right here, New England, and not that long ago, late 18th Century. We all know what it is, but no one really knows how it got its name.

One thing for sure, it is not a derogatory term; it is a universally positive term used to describe sort of an unexpected few days of really nice warm, dry weather that usually occurs after the first frost or freeze.

At any rate, just about everybody had a favorite place to view this terrific show. In fact, just looking out the window at Gibby’s Diner was just as spectacular an autumn view as you will find anywhere.

People pay money to go on a bus tour through areas like our Hilltowns. We are so fortunate to live here. It’s our backyard, and we don't have to spend money to see it!

Part of what contributes to the beauty of just driving along our roads is the fact that they are mostly clean of litter by the side of the road.

Regular readers of the OMOTM column in this paper will recall a short series where the volunteer fire departments and rescue squads are so necessary and are always looking for volunteers to help them help their communities. One of those organizations, the Kiwanis Club of the Helderbergs, does many, many projects in and for the betterment of our communities.

I recently joined the club, and found that several members of the OMOTM are active in this Kiwanis Club as well. One of the projects that we do is to pick up the litter alongside a particular stretch of road.

In our case, this stretch is about two-and-a-half to three miles long. So about 10 of us met last week to pick up the litter. Nine out of 10 of us arrived with a wonderful device called a grabber.

This device allows somewhat older folks to pick up stuff without having to bend over each time to grab or pick up a McDonald’s food wrapper that accidentally flew out of a car window and landed by the side of the road.

Notice that I said nine out of 10? Would you care to guess who the 10th person was? I'll give you a hint, he “recently joined the club.”

So there I was, feeling somewhat naked without a grabber, not naked/nude, like the good folks who went for a stroll over at Howe Caverns a couple of weeks ago — I wrote about that, you can look it up. At any rate, off I went to my assigned section of road thinking how hard can this be? There's not too much stuff to pick up.

Let me tell you something, when you really only bend over to put on your shoes in the morning and then once more to take them off at night — it is now five days later and I can still feel each and every time (much, much than two times) I bent down to pick something up!

I was at the OMOTM breakfast this morning and was telling my tale of woe and I started out at each table by asking the question, “Do you know what a grabber is?” Not only did everybody know what it was, but nearly all of them owned one or more!

No one had any sympathy for me. One thing I know for sure, I hope we, at the Kiwanis Club, get a new member who wants to help pick up litter by the side of the road. Do you think I’m going to tell them about the grabber? Not a chance!

On the other hand, it sure did make me feel good to be a part of a volunteer organization, Kiwanis, in this case, that is doing its best to make a positive impact on the people and community where we live, work, and play.

I also felt a little sad that so much litter and stuff accidently flies out of the car window while driving along. I guess the good news is that my fellow volunteers said this fall there was much less litter to pick up. Maybe we are winning.

Next week, I get to write about some of the other topics heard ’round the room, like hunting, pictures of serious fish that were caught over the weekend, the World Series, sports cars, and where were Harold and Wally Guest? So think of them as you read the attendance for this week. Those who were here; Ed Goff, George Washburn, Wm Lichliter, Frank A. Fuss, Ted Feurer, Wyne Gaul, Frank Dees, Jay Williams, Russ Pokorny, Jim Gardner, John R. Williams, Marty Herzog, Jake “Ditto” Herzog, Mark Traver, Glenn Patterson, Joe Rake, Ken Parkes, Roland Tozer, Lou Schenck, Warren Willsey, Jack Norray Dick Dexter, Gerry Cross John Jazz, John Dab, Paul Guiton, Herb Bahrmann, Elwood Vanderbilt, Bob Donnelly, Dave Hodgetts, and me.