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MIDDLEBURGH — Hot. Hot was the weather topic of the day as the OMOTM gathered at the Middleburgh Diner Tuesday morning, June 18, for breakfast.

It was already 84 degrees at 10 a.m. as I was driving home after voting on the Berne-Knox-Westerlo school budget. I always feel good about myself after I exercise my right to vote.

This column might be somewhat shorter than normal as this Second Scribe is determined to spend as much time as possible floating in/on Warners Lake with his very own old-fashioned black innertube that he has had for at least 20 years. I used to have a black lab who had her own inner tube and would float around with me.

There is usually a long table in the diners where the OMOTM meet for breakfast. It always fills up first and often the OFs will slide another table over and extend the long table to four more OFs.

This week, we sorta got carried away and ended up sliding a total of three more tables to handle 12 more OFs! We had to stop because we were rapidly running out of space in that direction.

Any more tables and we would be outside! We could have added a couple more tables at the other end. That would have been OK.

Maybe we should add tables so that the end result would resemble a capital “S.” Probably not a good idea, as the powers that be at the Middleburgh Diner would doubtless take a dim view. As well as the fire marshalls, insurance companies, and a few dozen other companies and state agencies.

Sometimes they have absolutely no sense of humor. We will stick with the straight long table; like the old saying goes, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!” The OMOTM love old sayings.

 

First Scribe Emeritus

We had a treat this morning as we welcomed the First Scribe Emeritus to breakfast. It was great to watch the reaction of the OFs as they acknowledged John, and he was in fine shape and seemed to be happy breaking bread with us again as he tipped his hat and smiled and added a little bow to his long-time friends.

At his table, they got to talking about parades and the music from the marching high school bands. They wondered, perhaps we should have more marching bands. Maybe combine two smaller parades into one larger parade.

Listen to us talk as if we actually were planning the parade. We only eat breakfast; we don’t plan anything past that. Well, maybe a nap.

This Second Scribe had a chance to float an idea he has to the First Scribe Emeritus. That thought or idea was: Wouldn’t it be great if the First Scribe would write a paragraph or two every once in a while about anything he wanted to, an old memory about how things used to be, or just a funny story from the past that only he can tell.

I told him that he has many readers who would love to hear from him again about whatever he had on his mind. The good news is, he didn't reject the idea out of hand!

So to all you fans of the First Scribe Emeritus, don’t hold your breath, but don't be surprised too much if every once in a while, out of the clear blue, there appears in this OMOTM column a special section titled, “Random Thoughts From the Scribe Emeritus.”

I know many of the OMOTM would enjoy reading what John has to say in his unique style that is so familiar to all of us. And who knows, the Scribe just might enjoy writing a bit now and again, he might even become a lovable ol’ curmudgeon like Andy Rooney.

The OMOTM have a real need for their very own “Curmudgeon.” Maybe we should title this section, “Random Thoughts from our Curmudgeon.”

 

Party line

A couple of things heard around the table this morning included the memories of the “party line” telephones from the dark ages. This early rural phone system was popular in the 1930s and 1940s.

My house was on a party line in Clarksville in the 1940s but a little research in Wikipedia refreshes my memory and reminds me that it involved a series of phone line loops that served from two to 20 houses, or “parties” per loop.

Each party had a different “ring” — like 2 short rings followed by a long ring. There was no privacy and often the system was used for entertainment or just plain gossip, but it was handy to alert the neighborhood to an emergency in a hurry.

 

Street vendors

Also heard was the resumption of the fourth or last Friday of the month street vendors and good times on Main Street in Middleburgh. I think it goes on through August.

I don't know anything about it but check it out on the 28th from about 5 to 8 p.m. Sounds like the kind of a good family and community fun event that you will find up here in the Hilltowns.

While I am doing public announcements (just this once), the town of Berne has fireworks on the next day, June 29. Family fun there starts at 3 p.m.

The OMOTM who got together at the Middleburgh Diner this morning were: Harold Guest, Wally Guest, Miner Stevens, Ed Goff, Robie Osterman, George Washburn, Frank A. Fuss, Wm. Lichliter, Pete Whitbeck, Warren Willsey, Russ Pokorny, Roland Tozer, Marty Herzog, Gerry Chartier, Jake Herzog, Pastor Jay Francis, Gerry Cross, Herb Bahrmann, Dick Dexter, Jack Norray, John Williams, John Jazz, Lou Schenck, and me.

DELANSON — Tuesday morning found the OMOTM parked in front of Gibby’s Diner in Delanson/Duanesburg in or on vehicles ranging from motorcycles to a perfect 1956 red and white Ford Ranchero. Talk about bringing back memories of teenage years!

We talked a lot, of memories and farming in the Hilltowns outside of Albany. As the weather continues to be just about as good as it can get, it seems our number of OFs enjoying breakfast with old friends continues to climb from week to week. It just doesn’t get any better than this.

As this column about the OMOTM gets put to paper, sometimes this Second Scribe just can’t resist having a little extracurricular fun once in a while. Such as, for the past few weeks in the final paragraph where the list of the OFs present at that week’s breakfast is, that list always starts off with the same two names.

This is because the OF who starts the attendance list always puts his father's name first (a good son always does that) and then writes his name second. The names then appear in the final paragraph in the same order as they were written.

So to have a little fun when it came to the final paragraph, the beginning would start like always, with the father's name first, but then the son’s name would show up later in the middle of the list somewhere.

Well, the OF’s son knows how to play a game or two himself and never said a word. Good move on his part. So last week his name appeared at the very end of the list. Still no word. This is a very patient SOF. (Son of OF).

This week, when the list came around to my table to be signed by those present, there was a different name where the son's name always appears. After searching the list thoroughly, I found the son’s name, way at the end of the second column of names! Past everyone and everybody who would be coming later, the very last name located at the very bottom of the page.

After laughing out loud, this Second Scribe told everyone at the table what was so funny. OK, the fun is over; the SOF wins. His name will be back where it belongs this week. But it was fun while it lasted. Such serious men, these OMOTM can be at times.

Minding the meadowlarks

Last week a discussion about haying, first and second cuttings, occurred within range of my hearing aids, and I wrote about it while confessing my ignorance of the entire endeavor. I indicated my need to get in touch with the First Scribe Emeritus (he is better than Googling it) to get some info on the subject.

Well, he recounted how his father would never cut the hay in the spring because the meadowlarks were nesting in the field and he wasn't going to disrupt that process. So off I went to Google and the Audubon Field Guide all about meadowlarks.

About two hours later, I now know more about this bird than I ever thought possible. I know what they look like, where they nest, which is on the ground in open hay fields.

Now I know why the Scribe’s father would not do an early cutting in the spring. I even know that there are western meadowlarks and eastern meadowlarks. No, I am not going to tell you where they live. You have to do something for yourself.

Common ground

While talking with the Scribe about his memories of cutting hay on the farm and his memories of his father, he mentioned that he “does miss the sounds and smells of the farm, one being the smell of newly mowed hay.”

I told him that lately I have been recalling my past and I could empathize with him with regards to fond memories of important times and events, a way of life, in business, or just the pleasure of a walk in the woods.

I was no farmer. My working career involved a shirt and tie and shined shoes and the fluorescent lights of an office. A very long way from life as a farmer. A long way from the hard physical work of a farmer, but not so far away from the business side of being a farmer. We all had to put food on the table, and pay the power bill.

We have our memories, and we all miss the times we had making those memories. We remember exactly where that loose floorboard was in the barn, or how you had to open a particular door so it wouldn’t squeak.

As the OMOTM get a little longer in the tooth, Father Time sort of reminds us to start thinking about how to pass the torch to our sons and daughters and he has ways of telling us we can no longer do things as well or as easily as we once did. (Your Second Scribe has no idea when the last time was that he ran up, or down, a flight of stairs.)

Memories are the common ground for all of us. A Hilltown Farmer and a Flatlander Businessman, two different worlds, yet so much in common.

Which brings us to the Final Paragraph for another week. The great bunch of OFs who joined their fellow OMOTM this morning were; Harold Guest, Wally Guest, Frank A. Fuss, Michael P. Kruzinski, Peter Whitbeck, Wm Lichliter, George Washburn,  Russ Pokorny, Warren Willsey, Ed Goff, Pastor Jay Francis, Roger Shafer, Wayne Gaul, Ted Feurer, Jake Lederman, Paul Whitbeck, Glenn Patterson, Mark Traver, Ken Parks, Otis Lawyer, Joe Rack, Roland Tozer, Duncan Bellinger, Jake Herzog, Gerry Cross, Jack Norray, Dick Dexter, Gerry Chartier, Bob Donnelly, Dave Hodgetts, Paul Guiton, John Williams, John Jaz, Lou Schenck, Henry Whipple, and me.