ADUs explained in a childhood song

To the Editor:
It took you to paragraph 39 of your Jan. 18 editorial to say ADU [“Guilderland needs affordable, accessible housing for its elderly residents”]. 

There is an easier way to explain and soft sell Governor Kathy Hochul’s Accessory Dwelling Unit grant. The childhood song, “Ten in the Bed” nails the ADU concept with just a few tweaks like this (a parody):
 

Ten in the Bed

There was one in the bed
And the NYC mayor said,
“Roll over! Roll over!”
So they all rolled over and
one fell in —

There were two in the bed
And the governor said,
“Roll over! Roll over!”
So they all rolled over
And one fell in —

There were three in the bed
And the Guilderland Town Board said,
“Roll over! Roll over!”
So they all rolled over and one fell in —

There were four in the bed
And the town planning board said,
“Roll over! Roll over!”
So they all rolled over and one fell in —

There were five in the bed
And the ZBA said,
“Roll over! Roll over!”
So they all rolled over and one fell in —

There were six in the bed
And the comprehensive planning report said,
“Roll over! Roll over!”
So they all rolled over and one fell in –

There were seven in the bed
And the tax department said,
“Roll over! Roll over!”
So they all rolled over and one fell in —

There were eight in the bed
And the business community said,
“Roll over! Roll over!”
So they all rolled over and one fell in —

There were nine in the bed
And the rental community said,
“Roll over! Roll over!”
So they all rolled over and one fell in —

There was ten in the bed
And the community said,
“Good night (and goodbye)!”
 

Christine Duffy

Guilderland

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