Berne Library Notes for Friday, April 3, 2015
April Fools Day is over but the laughter continues. April is National Humor Month founded by author and humorist Larry Wilde in 1976. The day was designed to heighten public awareness of the benefits of joy and laughter. To test your sense of humor, this column includes a few riddles.
Q — Why did Frodo read The Lord of the Rings 50 times?
A — Because it was hobbit-forming!
Movie
Movie Night is at 6:30 p.m., on Friday, April 3. Frodo appears in this month's fantasy action film, which is rated PG-13. Admission is free and refreshments are provided.
Q — What did one book say to another?
A — I just wanted to see if we are on the same page.
Book club
The book club is meeting on Sunday, April 12, instead of the first Sunday of this month. That gives you time to read “Me Before You” by JoJo Moyes before the discussion next week. Any interested adult may attend.
Q — What dog keeps the best time?
A — A watch dog!
Read to a dog
Ariel, our tail waggin' tutor, will be at the library on Monday, April 6, from 4 to 6 p.m., with her handler Amber. Children are invited to read aloud to Ariel who enjoys hearing a good joke book. It is a great way to improve reading skills.
Q — Why don't aliens eat clowns?
A— They taste funny!
Story time
Funny books will be the focus of story time on Tuesday, April 7. Children ages one to five are invited to join Ms. Kathy at 10:30 a.m., for stories, activities, and a silly craft.
Q — Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A — It was marble cake.
Makerspace program
A makerspace program using marbles is scheduled for Thursday, March 9, at 3 p.m. Teams will work together to create the best marble maze with recycled materials supplied by the library. This program is designed for ages eight through 12 and is a great way to spend a school vacation day.
Board meets
Although the discussion of library business is serious, there is much laughter during the meetings of the library’s board of trustees. The next open meeting is Thursday, April 9, at 6:30 p.m. Community members are encouraged to attend.
Q — What kind of parties do Minecraft players have?
A — "Block" parties.
Gaming night
Teens are invited for a gaming night at the library on Friday, April 10. The fun starts at 6:30 p.m. Bring a friend.
Solar program
Save Tuesday, April 14 for our rescheduled Solar 101 program and remember to laugh this week. It's good for your heart.