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To the Editor:
I picture this a century from now.
Charles J. Kruzansky
Forward In Time…
2022 100 Years From Now 2122
Altamont Enterprise September 9, 2122
GUILDERLAND
Voters in the Guilderland school district will be deciding whether to authorize a bond issue of $17 billion/334 cryptos to add classrooms to the middle and high schools. This to accommodate the latest influx of children of climate refugees from the Southwestern states of the U.S.
Guilderland High School has three foreign exchange students spending their year in our community learning our language, customs, and environs. One student is from India and two are from the U.S.-Japanese colony on Mars.
BETHLEHEM
The town historical society has an exhibit of bicycles to view. All of these models are of the human powered kind from the previous centuries.
Above the Four Corners intersection at Kenwood and Delaware Aves. was a collision between two sport utility rockets flown by the Reilly and Matsuko families. None of the Delmartians were injured thanks to automated-AI cloud bounce technology and the Albany County Sky Patrol.
ALTAMONT
The Altamont Enterprise has been publishing for 238 years and for the coming year plans to continue printing their weekly. This is the only news publication with a physical edition in New York and reminds the reader the origins of “newspaper” and “newsprint.”