SCHOHARIE — The OMOTM gathered at the Your Way Café in Schoharie on this cool, cloudy Tuesday morning, Aug. 6. Your current scribe, not the Scribe Emeritus John Williams, arrived sporting a rather large “boot” covering his left foot, ankle, and almost all the way up to his knee.
As he hobbled out to the car that was picking him up with three other OFs in it, he just knew that he was probably going to hear some real concern and then the jokes would start regarding why he was wearing the boot.
Sure enough, the first thing out of their mouths was concern. “What happened to you?” “You OK?”
This was followed by my answer of, “I don't know. I just woke up a couple of days ago and my foot hurt like crazy. I can hardly walk on it, it hurts so much.”
That was the end of any serious questions and answers!
Then it started. “What did you do? Fall out of bed while celebrating married life?”
Now remember, these are OFs talking! Sixty years ago, it is just possible that my wife and I may have celebrated our new marriage somewhat enthusiastically, but at no time was I ever remotely in danger of falling out of bed!
(However, I do have to wonder about the several OFs who asked that question or thought it was funny.) I'm lucky to even remember 60 years ago.
Another popular question was, “Did you shoot yourself in the foot practicing your world class Quick Draw?”
It didn’t matter that I am right-handed and the boot was on my left foot. Oh, and the last time I practiced my right-handed quick draw, it was with my old trusty Roy Rogers cap gun six-shooter that was held together with electrical tape.
That joke did spark some real-life memories at more than one table of some Roy Rogers wannabes that did manage to shoot themselves. Not the OFs themselves, but rather, people they knew.
This being the Olympics and all, I was asked if I injured myself practicing my floor routine (or beam) in preparation for my competition with Simone Biles.
The one question I was not asked was, “Do you want to race?”
I think one of the more humorous aspects of the whole thing was the number of OFs who got up from their table to walk over to where I was sitting to ask their questions. I will say in their defense, they universally did express concern for me, right before asking if I shot myself in the left foot while practicing my right-handed quick draw with my Roy Rogers cap gun.
I just can't leave this segment without one last hilarious visualization. Imagine, if you will, the ultimate machismo man of all, Tarzan.
Me Tarzan, you Jane. And they are celebrating — and Mr. Machismo Man falls out of bed! Now, that is a mood changer! I’m still chuckling with that visual. My ankle doesn't even hurt anymore!
Different models in different times
At a table last week, I got word that a discussion was had about old vs. new cars. Imagine that, a discussion about old cars by the OMOTM at breakfast. I bet that has never happened before
This discussion centered around how similar the cars look these days. Cars today show no originality; different makes and models basically look all alike. During the week, I checked it out. It's true. They are the same.
One OF at the table commented about how he was in traffic the other day, waiting at a stoplight, and there were several cars ahead of him. He said almost all of them were black, from the top to down to the road, or at least very dark.
All were four-door; all had basically the very same lines. No more chrome these days, and sometimes even that trim that looks like chrome now is nothing more than aluminum foil glued to a plastic strip that is in turn glued, not screwed, to the car.
Any and all of OMOTM can tell you what a ’55 Chevy looked like vs. the classic ’57 Chevy, and same goes for the Fords and Chryslers. They were all very different, and they all came out with new designs each year.
Remember when the car manufacturers would hide the gas-tank filler caps behind the license or tail lights? How about two-tone color schemes for some models. Real wood on the sides of some station wagons?
How about the catchy songs that came out about the cars from the manufacturers? Like “See the USA in your Chevrolet,” or “Going for a ride in my merry Oldsmobile.”
Those are good memories about a different time. Maybe a somewhat more innocent time, but I, for one, am glad I can count those times among my memories and have a smile on my face every time.
The OMOTM who showed no taste with their sense of humor at the Your Way Café last Tuesday morning, but still enjoyed a great breakfast were; Harold Guest, Wally Guest, Ed Goff, Frank A. Fuss, Kevin McDonald, Miner Stevens, Gary Schultz, Roger Shafter, Joe Rack, Duncan Bellinger, Lou Schenck, Gerry Cross, John Jaz, Jack Norray, John Dab, Paul Guiton, Paster Jay Francis, Elwood Vandererbilt, Dave Hodgetts, Bob Donnelly, Wayne Gaul, Ted Feurer, Jim Austin, Wm Lichliter, Paul Whitbeck, Peter Whitbeck, Marty Herzog, Jake Herzog, Russ Pokorny, Warren Willsey, Frank Dees, David L. Wood, Gerry Chartier, and me.
MIDDLEBURGH — Temperature was climbing, humidity/dew point was climbing as the OMOTM descended on Mrs. K’s Kitchen in Middleburgh on Tuesday morning, July 30. We even had a potential new old guy join us for breakfast.
How does that happen? The “new old guys,” I mean. Well, it is a little like “I know a guy who knows a guy” type of thing.
We all know people or places, who to ask for anything about anything or anyone. There are three of these places people can pick from, and they are all extremely knowledgeable in their respective areas of expertise.
For instance, if you are looking for info on which kind of drill bit you should use and how to use it for a particular job, you would head to your local hardware store. Those guys know everything about every tool or widget ever made!
Then there are the bartenders; they know about people and places and politics and who is who. And most of all, they remember you and what you drink. The two most important things about them: They listen and keep their mouths shut.
Barber shops for men, and hair salons for women rival each other for people information and form the third leg of my information-gathering system. So, with all that in mind, I was getting my hair cut (what I have left) the other day and got to talking about the OMOTM when my barber all at once said she wanted to give me a name of a customer of hers who has been reading about the OMOTM for years and years.
He knew all about our Scribe, John Williams, having read his column for all of those years. My barber, MegN’s in Slingerlands, checked with her customer to get his permission to give me his name and number. I called him and we met this morning and had breakfast.
I don't know how it happens, but motorcycle guys can just sense when there is another biker in the room. In no time at all, my new barber-shop OF was talking motorcycle stuff with other OFs and I have no idea what was said.
Those guys talk a different language altogether. Sort of like me trying to understand First Cut and Second Cut in the hayfield.
Ancestral roots
Remember a couple of weeks ago when I was talking a little about the ancestral roots of so many of the OMOTM and suggested that many of them would have no trouble tracing their family lineage back to the Revolutionary War and before, right here in the Hilltowns?
Well, the general topic of genealogy came up at one of the tables and sure enough, one OF said he could take us back to the early 1700s with his family tree.
Another OF told the story of searching for a particular relative’s headstone with no success. It had to be around here in the Hilltown area someplace.
Time passes and things change. Some farms change hands or just get sold for whatever reason, and other uses for the land take their turn. In this case, a small golf course was made on some land. I didn’t catch the name or the exact place, but that is not important to this story.
One day a duffer like me hit a ball into the woods and believe it or not, he found his golf ball right next to a gravestone marker that had fallen over. That marker held the name of the relative the OF had been searching for for a very long time!
It was not the relative himself who couldn’t hit the golf ball straight, who found the gravestone, but a friend who knew our OF and his family and told him of his discovery. This was out in the woods. Not a church cemetery; there were no old farm houses close by.
There has to be a fascinating story connected as to how this came to be. So many questions. So few answers. A lot can happen in 250 years. Nature has a way of taking back her land when we are done with it.
Time warp
With that thought in mind, one OF told the story of climbing Mt. Grippy in East Berne as a young teenager and when he and his friends reached the top they found an open field where they could look down on Warners Lake and see the boats going around.
The bigger kids got some rocks and an old tree and made a flag pole and raised it up. Someone must have tied a towel or something to the top and that served as a flag.
Again, the years go by and the OF took his grandsons and drove around back of Grippy and with permission, walked out to the field to show his grandsons the view of the lake he had a long time ago and where the flag pole used to be.
Mother Nature had reclaimed the field with a forest of big trees over the period of some 50 years. There was no view, no pile of rocks. In his mind, it was yesterday; in real time, it was two generations.
Those joining our prospective new OF were: Harold Guest, Wally Guest, Ed Goff, Wm. Lichliter, Pete Whitbeck, George Washburn, Kevin McDonald, Gary Schultz, Roland Tozer, Jim Austin, Frank A. Fuss, Glenn Patterson, Joe Rack, Mark Traver, Ken Parkes, Paul Whitbeck, Gerry Chartier, Jake Herzog, Russ Pokorny, Frank Dees, Warren Willsey, Bob Donnelly, Dave Hodgetts, Jack Norray, Gary Cross, Herb Bahrmann, Lou Schenck, John Williams, Henry Whipple, and me.
MIDDLEBURGH — A little cool and wet this morning, July 23, which means a little dark, and all that adds up to fewer OFs in attendance at the Middleburgh Diner. We still had to add a table to the long table down the middle of the room however.
Today’s weather notwithstanding, we avoided some nasty weather this past Wednesday and had moved the OMOTM picnic to the next day, Thursday, and as a result we enjoyed a perfect day of low humidity, mid-70s for the temperature, sunshine, and fine fellowship.
Music, barbecued burgers, dogs, and a bunch of great food brought by the OFs. There were rides around the lake courtesy of our host, Bill Lichliter. A great day with great friends.
“Looking Back”
Since our Scribe Emeritus, John Williams, loaned me his first volume of columns and pictures used by The Altamont Enterprise since at least 1998, it has occurred to me that it might be interesting and fun to occasionally have a “Looking Back with the Scribe Emeritus” feature and share what was going on some 25 years ago.
Spoiler alert: Get ready to smile.
Today’s “Looking Back” doesn’t show a byline but whoever it was certainly displayed a fine sense of humor. I will not copy word for word the whole column, but you will certainly see a similarity from the past to the present.
The OMOTM met at the Alley Cat Diner in Schoharie on Jan. 15, 1998 and decided they should elect officers. (I think this may have been the only time in the history of the OMOTM that some kind of election was held.)
Herb Wolford, charter member, was elected president because it was his idea to meet for breakfast. Right away, Herb felt that, because of the age of the members, they should have a chaplain. Ivan Baker, another charter member, was elected chaplain because he knows the right words and where to use them.
Joe Farkas, the third and last charter member, was elected vice president with emphasis on vice. Paul Giebitz is head of transportation. He decides whether to drive or fly, but he decides just for himself. He decided to leave for Florida (I don't know if he flew or drove).
Gerd Remmers is to do some research and to report back to the group his findings on etiquette and moral behavior while away from home. George Washburn was appointed liaison officer because of his calm and agreeable nature.
I already told you that future scribe John Williams, being the youngest, has permission to keep a record of jokes and stories told and after the third time he can say, “We have heard that before.”
And last, but not least (I can identify with this), Mike Willsey was appointed reporter because he is a little hard of hearing and will miss a lot of the conversation, and as a result, most of what he does report is lies or he makes it up. (I thought that was a little harsh, possibly true, but harsh).
Later, on Feb. 9, 1998, two short paragraphs sort of caught my eye. The first one was, “In a recent discussion, the old women decided the old men were having too much fun and should only meet twice a month.”
The second short paragraph appearing right below said, “The old men decided if they can find another Tuesday in the week, they will go to breakfast twice a week.”
Ah yes, the eternal battle of the sexes. Some things absolutely never change, but past or present, funny is funny.
Good neighbors
By the way, The Alley Cat Diner in Schoharie, mentioned above, was decimated by the flood created by Hurricane Irene in 2011 and went out of business. It was replaced with new owners who called their place The Blue Star Café in 2014, which went through one more change of ownership before becoming today’s Your Way Café.
The OMOTM are creatures of habit if nothing else, and we enjoy our breakfast at the Your Way Cafe every five weeks. Same place, different name, great food.
In addition to Your Way Café, another of the OMOTMs favorite breakfast stops, Mrs. K’s Kitchen in Middleburgh, suffered similar devastation with some five feet of water from the Schoharie Creek on the inside of the restaurant as a result of Hurricane Irene. It took them until the following spring to open their doors again.
On the south side of Middleburgh you will find yet another favorite breakfast restaurant of the OMOTM, called the Middleburgh Diner. They had the good fortune to be on somewhat higher ground and did not suffer flood-water damage.
In fact, they, like so many people that found themselves in a position to help their neighbors, opened their doors 24 hours a day for several days in a row. They cooked food for their neighbors who were flooded out of their homes.
Their diner became a shelter for many people, some of whom slept right there in the diner because they had no place else to go. The diner did their best to provide what they could for the first responders.
This is an absolute example of neighbors helping neighbors. I won’t ever say that this kind of reaching out to lend a helping hand is unique to the Hilltowns. It’s not.
This is just the way all good people act toward other people in their time of need. If they didn’t, that would be news.
This? This is normal and this is what happened at the Middleburgh Diner as they opened their doors in late August of 2011 after the floods of Hurricane Irene caused so much destruction.
Those OMOTM who joined together at the Middleburgh Diner were: Harold Guest, Walley Guest, George Washburn, Wm Lichliter, Ed Goff, Pete Whitbeck, Gary Schultz, Frank Dees, Jake Herzog, WarrenWillsey, Russ Pokorny, Frank A. Fuss, Roland Tozer, Minor Stevens, Lou Schenck, John Williams, Jack Norray, Dick Dexter, Gerry Cross, Herb Bahrmann, and me.
DUANESBURG — A special Tuesday at Chris’s Chuck Wagon Diner awaited the OMOTM when they arrived for their breakfast on July 16. The first thing we noticed was a “Happy Birthday” banner stretched across the far end of the room.
Word spread quickly around the room which OF among us was celebrating becoming an octogenarian. This short-lived mystery was solved as we all signed a birthday-card poem for a certain John Dab, current age octogenarian. Happy Birthday, John!
The OMOTM have our own pastor who said a few nice words about John. Even John’s wife, Barbara, joined us and had some nice things to say about her husband. Enjoy this day, John; it is an unbelievable trifecta to have all the OMOTM; a man of the cloth, a pastor no less; and your wife all praising you and saying nice things, all at the same time! Amazing. Congratulations.
I can remember when a certain drinking establishment in Albany would breathe a sigh of relief when yet another customer would celebrate turning 18, the legal drinking age long, long ago. Something tells me that most of the OMOTM can absolutely remember where they were when they turned 18.
Now, 62 years later, we turn 80 and we are not so much glad that we can legally have a beer (Hedrick’s beer if you were in Albany), we are just glad we are still here to toast our OMOTM friends with a cup of coffee and enjoy some special homemade cupcakes and cookies provided by Chris at The Chuck Wagon Diner and listen to a special poem written by our own Poet Laureate, OF Jake Herzog.
By the way, the Hedrick’s Brewing Company had a good long run in Albany from 1891 to 1965 with time out for the 18th Amendment (Prohibition) from 1920 to 1933.
History lives
Also special today was seeing the Scribe Emeritus already sitting at his regular normal place when I walked in. He had emailed me that he had something to show me but I was not expecting to see him this week. I thought it was next week.
After breakfast, I followed the Scribe to his car and he handed me a three-ring binder labeled OMOTM: Book 1. What a treasure!
I now know who the Founding Fathers were. There were three of them — Curly, Moe, … — just kidding. All will be revealed in due time.
A quick glance answers some other fun facts, like all the places where they have been well fed on Tuesday mornings.
There used to be officers of the OMOTM, and to demonstrate how the OMOTM have been a serious organization for all these years, our Scribe Emeritus wrote, “John Williams, being the youngest, has permission to keep a record of jokes and stories told and after the third time he can interrupt and say, ‘We have heard that before.’”
That was taken from an OMOTM column dated Jan. 15, 1998.
I guess this suggests that I may be writing this column for a bit longer. I used to worry about running out of things to write about (not to worry about with this bunch) but with this binder I am good to go forever! Here is a quick example.
Some, or all, of the OMOTM were getting a little confused as to where they were all supposed to meet for breakfast on a particular Tuesday, which resulted in these few paragraphs appearing in The Altamont Enterprise on May 28, 1998, under the heading of “Old Mountain Men,” headlined: “The Old Men of the Mountain are back together.
“This week they met to try to solve the problem. Their business meeting consisted of having John Williams (future scribe) draw a circle on a napkin with the locations of the restaurants they frequent around the circle. A discussion developed on whether to follow the circle clockwise or counterclockwise.
“It was noted that the left-handed old men said counter-clockwise and the right-handed men said clockwise. Herb Wolford (Founding Father and first president) is looking into a government grant to study this further. Is this a medical discovery or just a brain malfunction?
“Paul Giebetz (Paul is head of transportation. He decides whether to drive or fly, but he decides just for himself) will make copies of the napkins for each old man, with arrows pointing clockwise around the circle so the left-handed old men will end up at the right restaurant.”
Those OMOTM who came to the birthday party were: Harold Guest, Wally Guest, Miner Stevens, John R. Williams, Ted Feurer, Jake Lederman, Peter Whitbeck, George Washburn, Wm Lichliter, Frank A. Fuss, Kevin McDonald, Gary Schultz, Jake Herzog, WarrenWillsey, Russ Pokorny, Roland Tozer, Paul Guiton, Roger Shafer, Glenn Patterson, Joe Rack, Mark Traver, Pastor Jay Francis, Jack Norray, Dick Dexter, Lou Schenck, John Jaz, Herb Bahrmann, John and Barbara Dab, Dave Hodgetts, Bob Donnelly, Frank Dees, Henry Whipple, and me.
DUANESBURG — On a hot muggy morning, July 9, the OMOTM were more than a little pleased to feel the cool air inside Gibby’s Diner. The weather was one of the prime topics of the day; isn’t it always?
It is either too hot, too muggy, too cold, too snowy, too dry, or too rainy, but the good news is there are a few days when the weather is perfect. Today is not one of them. Thank goodness for all the lakes to be found scattered about the Helderbergs.
At one table, the conversation turned to “The Dog Days of Summer!” with the ending comment of “We are there right now.” No argument there.
As is usually the case, the memories of past Dog Days started to stir and the good-time stories would usually start with the phrase, “When we were kids ….”
The places to go to cool down were the Helderberg Mountains and Thompsons Lake & Hotel for a weekend get-away. It made all the difference in the world to be up in the mountains and sit in the shade of the trees with the ability to jump into the lake.
No motorboats in those days, maybe a row boat or canoe, but people driving up to a boat launch with their boat just wasn’t happening for another decade or two.
Remember the OMOTM column from a week or two ago about opening up the summer camps on the various lakes and the issues that the owners faced each year? Well, this past week’s weather is exactly why those folks did what they did.
When you had a great holiday weekend with hot weather and no rain, your extended family would be there for the family get-together, enjoying hamburgers, hot dogs, cold salads, soda for the kids, beer for the old guys, lots of kids running around jumping in the lake (only after our folks made us wait one hour after we ate lunch, remember that?)
Another lake that is close by was Warners Lake. At one time, there were three public beaches on that lake. One was at the north end of the lake at what is now the Maple on the Lake restaurant. Early on, it was a German restaurant called Zwickelbauer’s Hofbrau, and even earlier, the building also housed another restaurant operated by the Mattice family; I am sure several OFs can fill me in on the particulars of that establishment.
As an interesting sidebar, in 1906, a family called Tompkins ran a boarding house at the north end of the lake called Lake View Cottage. They owned a small, 22-foot long, or so, covered steamboat, or launch, as it was called in those days.
This boat was called the Sarah E., after their daughter. The boat was available for sight-seeing rides around the lake for 10 cents. There are a couple of pictures of it on display at the present-day restaurant called the Maple on the Lake.
The folks at either end of the lake would raise a flag if they had customers who wanted a ride. The Sarah E. would come and pick them up for their ride. Who needs cell phones, anyway? Just raise a flag.
Halfway down the lake’s east side we come upon the second public beach. It started out life being known as Engle’s Fur Trading Post. I think the main claim to fame was that the owner had a pet bear and was known to spin a yarn to two.
About 1940, Mr. and Mrs. Pangburn bought the property and that public beach was born. In 1970, the Osterhouts purchased the property.
Willard Osterhout and his book, “Life Along The Way,” is my main source of information for this section of the OMOTM column.
Another source is an Old Friend, and neighbor, Lee Jones. Lee is one of those guys of whom people often say, “Lee has forgotten more about this or that than we will ever know.” This causes a problem now and again because sometimes he has forgotten more than he has ever known! Think about that; it will grow on you.
To complete the trip from the north end of the lake to the south end, we find the third of the public beaches, and it was also the first. This establishment went through several owners, not the least of which was a family called Roberts.
They had several small cabins at the southwestern end that they rented out, probably to the same people each year, and the whole place was called Roberts’ Pine Grove. My family would drive up from Clarksville to go for a swim and cool off.
That is where I learned how to swim in the late 1940s. By that time, the beach area was owned by the Vunck family in 1946 and then the Cocca family in 1950.
Today there are no longer any public beaches or boat launches on Warners Lake, but ask the OMOTM, they will tell you a few stories about a lot of the lakes in the Hilltowns from the simpler times when inner tubes, with a bunch of patches on them, ruled the waters.
The OMOTM who enjoyed another breakfast together were: Harold Guest, Wally Guest, Ed Goff, Frank Fuss, Kevin McDonald, Duncan Bellinger, Warren Willsey, Russ Pokorny, George Washburn, Wm Lichliter, Josh Buck, Peter Whitbeck, Glenn Patterson, Mark Traver, Joe Rack, Ken Parks, Marty Herzog, Jake Herzog, Ted Feurer, Jake Lederman, Wayne Gaul, Lou Schenck, Greg Hawk, Gerry Cross, Dick Dexter, John Jaz, Paul Guiton, John Dab, Elwood Vanderbilt, Dave Hodgetts, Bob Donnelly, Henry Whipple, Herb Bahrmann, and me.
SCHOHARIE — As the OMOTM made their way to the Your Way Café in Schoharie on June 29 for our usual Tuesday morning breakfast, it occurred to me that we OFs are such creatures of habit that, when we are called by St. Peter, we will probably stop by the proper diner/café for that week and order breakfast on our way up to say hello to St. Peter!
But today was different, because in a couple of days our nation will come together and celebrate its birthday.
Exactly 248 years ago, on this date, July 2, 1776 the Second Continental Congress unanimously approved the Declaration of Independence to separate from England.
So, as the OMOTM gathered at the Your Way Café in Schoharie on a bright, sunshiny morning, we were reminded of the most famous line contained in the preamble to one of the most sacred documents of our nation: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.”
Two days later, on the 4th of July, this declaration was unanimously adopted, dated the 4th of July, printed, and given out to the public. That is why we celebrate on the 4th of July because that is when it was adopted, dated, printed and handed out.
As I moved around the room, I discovered over half the OMOTM who were eating breakfast were present at those meetings in 1776 and voted unanimously to adopt the Declaration of Independence. Kidding aside, the tables would grow quiet as we considered the courage of these men from the 13 colonies who gathered in Philadelphia and spoke with one unanimous voice.
These were serious men, some of whom traveled weeks on horseback to reach Philadelphia at the expense of their farms and businesses to consider this decision. They knew the consequences if they failed in their bid to be free.
We, who live right here in the Hilltowns, live within 50 miles or so of so much history of the Revolutionary War it is nearly overwhelming to try to consider it all.
Right here in Schoharie is what we call the Old Stone Fort, which was attacked by the British with the aid of Mohawk Indians who were led by their famous chief, Joseph Bryant.
Right up the road, the Battle of Saratoga, considered to be the turning point of the revolution; Fort Ticonderoga; the battles on Lake George and Lake Champlain (the birthplace of the United States Navy); West Point and Benedict Arnold; G. Washington, B. Franklin, A. Hamilton, and on and on.
Not only is this our birthday, but this area is an important part of the nation’s birth. Many of the OMOTM of today can easily trace their family heritage back to the Revolutionary War era and I have no doubt they could show us headstones and markers with the dates to prove it.
Two-hundred-and-forty-eight years later, here we are. Free.
There are numerous celebrations of the United States Independence Day abroad such as in Denmark, Norway, and even in Sidney, Australia.
Unlike today where there is considerable money being spent on the 4th, it used to be considered unpatriotic for businesses to be open for business on the 4th of July.
Do you know that there have been 27 different versions of the official United States flag from 1777 to 1960? Twenty-five of those changes were made only to the number of stars added when new states were admitted to the union. The last two are Alaska in January of 1959, and number 50 is Hawaii — added in August of 1959.
The Second Scribe thanks Wikipedia for providing me with the accuracy of information of dates and facts for the preceding paragraphs. As for the remainder of this column there are absolutely no guarantees about anything except possibly the final paragraph.
Odds and ends
At one of the tables, artificial intelligence was being discussed and that it wouldn’t be long before your Second Scribe would no longer be necessary.
Somebody would say, “AI, write the column about the OMOTM,” and three seconds later the printer would print it out. Not really a comforting discussion.
The talk moved on to a local brewery in Schoharie called Wayward Lane Brewing. The OF that brought up the topic says it is a cool place to go and the beer is outstanding. He has been there several times and, being that his heritage is Irish, it was generally accepted that his recommendation should be taken seriously.
Our annual OMOTM picnic held at Warner Lake was announced. It will be at the usual location on Warner Lake. Details to follow.
We also had a couple of vintage automobiles driven by a couple of vintage OFs, one a little more vintage than the other. The cars I mean, certainly not the OFs.
One car was a 1940 Ford sedan and the other, a lot younger, was a 1957 Ford Ranchero. It is absolutely amazing how these cars can attract a crowd.
All we needed was either the Plymouth Silver King farm tractor, and/or the Cushman motor scooter, both 1930s vintage that were mentioned in last week’s column, and we could have charged admission.
The OMOTM present at the Your Way Café for breakfast, including those who voted for the Declaration of Independence in 1776, were: Harold Guest, Glenn Patterson, Mark Traver, Joe Rack, Ed Goff, Kevin McDonald, Frank A. Fuss, Peter T. Parisi, Ted Feurer, Wayne Gaul, Jake Lederman, Pete Whitbeck, George Washburn, Josh Buck, guest of Wm Lichliter, Duncan Bellinger, Jake Herzog, Warren Willsey, Roland Tozer, Marty Herzog, Jack Norray, Dick Dexter, Wally Guest, Pastor Jay Francis, Gerry Cross, JohnWilliams, Lou Schenck, Herb Bahrmann, Elwood Vanderbilt, Bob Donnelly, Dave Hodgetts, John Dab, Paul Guiton, and me.
MIDDLEBURGH — June 25 was a perfect morning to enjoy breakfast with the OMOTM at Mrs. K’s Kitchen in Middleburgh. By 7 a.m., the long table was filled and only two seats were left at the far end while breakfast orders were already being taken.
The rest of the room filled up quickly and was filled with laughter from funny stories and memories. I think if you could be a fly on the wall and just listen in on all the conversations from just one breakfast, you would have enough material for a year’s worth of OMOTM columns in The Altamont Enterprise.
Those conversations would run the gamut of topics from sad to funny, to pride in grandkids, to love and to concern for fellow OFs. Today’s OMOTM column will be looking at some lighthearted and funny stories heard on Tuesday morning.
Somehow, it is never clear how a particular conversation gets started. On Tuesday morning, we got talking about motor scooters. One OF mentioned he had a Vespa scooter, which prompted me to mention my Harley-Davidson motor scooter that was called a Topper.
Most people who hear the name, Harley-Davidson, will instantly think of big, loud, fast motorcycles, not a little small scooter with a top speed around 45 miles per hour! We all smiled and had a chuckle about that.
Then one OF told the story of his scooter made by Cushman that his father got for him. It seems one day that a friend of his father asked if could take the scooter out for a ride. His father said sure.
After a while, our OF looked up and saw his Cushman Motor Scooter racing neck and neck against a big farm tractor, a Silver King, the model with just one front tire, coming down that country road as fast as they could go, which was about 35 to 40 miles per hour for both of them!
He said the guy driving the Silver King tractor was standing up and steering the tractor with one hand while reaching forward with the other to the engine to disengage the governor (a device that prevents the engine from going too fast) in order to get more speed!
I just couldn’t keep myself from laughing at the visual picture I had in my mind of a great big farm tractor racing down the country road side by side against a little bitty motor scooter! At 35 to 40 miles per hour each! Probably not even the speed limit, if they even had speed limits on country roads in the mid- to late 1930s.
As he told the story, I glanced around the table and saw the other OFs nodding in agreement when the name Silver King tractor, with only one front tire, was mentioned. They all knew exactly what he was talking about.
Except me. You remember me, the shirt-and-tie office guy from the Flatlands, so I had to ask about the Silver King and they all happily explained all about the tractor. It got its name because it was painted silver. That’s reasonable.
So I Googled the name Silver King and found an article “History of the Plymouth Silver King” from the Antique Power written in 1991. Turns out the factory was in Plymouth, Ohio, thus the name Plymouth.
It also mentioned that an earlier version of the company had made fewer than 200 trucks and one car before going out of business. Long story short, Chrysler Corp. sued Plymouth Silver King over the name “Plymouth.”
Chrysler lost the suit because of that one car that was built before Chrysler was even in business. Chrysler had to buy the right to use the name “Plymouth,” which it reportedly did for one dollar.
The stuff I learn while writing this column is astounding!
Boating challenges
Keeping this week’s column lighthearted but oh-so-interesting, our conversation moved on to boating and more specifically the trials and tribulations found at any boat launch in America.
Several stories were quickly told of people who really should never be allowed to try and back up a boat trailer into the water. So many of them seem to get the boat trailer at right angles to the car.
One OF told the story of the guy who failed to remove the tie down stern straps before backing his boat into the water and couldn’t figure out why his boat would not float off the trailer.
He tried several times, each time driving further up the ramp and then going faster and faster back down trying to “launch” his boat by slamming on the brakes. Nothing worked.
Finally, the brakes got wet, and boat launches are notorious for being slippery and he wound up sliding into the water, boat trailer, car and all. The boat was still attached to the trailer, which was now sort of floating.
The driver crawled out of the car window and tried to jump to shore, he was short by a few feet and slipped on the aforementioned slippery ramp and fell into water!
I don’t know if that story might qualify for tall-tale status, but I’ll tell you this: I was launching my boat at the Albany boat launch for about the 100th time, and went to step on the trailer with my wet, slippery sneakers, and wound up flat on my back in about one foot of water in a heartbeat!
I got up, faced the laughing crowd of onlookers on shore, and promptly gave them my very best bow. I did get a nice round of applause mixed in with the laughter. I proceeded with the launch and received another round of applause and handwaving as I left the launch area in my boat and wet clothes as quickly as I could!
The OMOTM who enjoyed their breakfast at Mrs. K’s Kitchen were: Wally Guest, Harold Guest, Ed Goff, Wm. Lichliter, Robie Ostermann, Pete Whitbeck, Marty Herzog, Otis Lawyer, Mark Traver, Joe Rack, Frank Fuss, Roger Shafer, Roland Tozer, Ken Parks, Jake Herzog, Gerry Chartier, Paul Whitbeck, Russ Pokorny, Pastor Jay Francis, Lou Schenck, John Jaz, Bill Rice, Henry Whipple, Gerry Cross, Dick Dexter, Jack Norray, Herb Bahrmann, Elwood Vanderbilt, Allen DeFazio, Dave Hodgetts, Bob Donnely, Duncan Bellinger, John Dab, Paul Guiton, and me.
MIDDLEBURGH — Hot. Hot was the weather topic of the day as the OMOTM gathered at the Middleburgh Diner Tuesday morning, June 18, for breakfast.
It was already 84 degrees at 10 a.m. as I was driving home after voting on the Berne-Knox-Westerlo school budget. I always feel good about myself after I exercise my right to vote.
This column might be somewhat shorter than normal as this Second Scribe is determined to spend as much time as possible floating in/on Warners Lake with his very own old-fashioned black innertube that he has had for at least 20 years. I used to have a black lab who had her own inner tube and would float around with me.
There is usually a long table in the diners where the OMOTM meet for breakfast. It always fills up first and often the OFs will slide another table over and extend the long table to four more OFs.
This week, we sorta got carried away and ended up sliding a total of three more tables to handle 12 more OFs! We had to stop because we were rapidly running out of space in that direction.
Any more tables and we would be outside! We could have added a couple more tables at the other end. That would have been OK.
Maybe we should add tables so that the end result would resemble a capital “S.” Probably not a good idea, as the powers that be at the Middleburgh Diner would doubtless take a dim view. As well as the fire marshalls, insurance companies, and a few dozen other companies and state agencies.
Sometimes they have absolutely no sense of humor. We will stick with the straight long table; like the old saying goes, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!” The OMOTM love old sayings.
First Scribe Emeritus
We had a treat this morning as we welcomed the First Scribe Emeritus to breakfast. It was great to watch the reaction of the OFs as they acknowledged John, and he was in fine shape and seemed to be happy breaking bread with us again as he tipped his hat and smiled and added a little bow to his long-time friends.
At his table, they got to talking about parades and the music from the marching high school bands. They wondered, perhaps we should have more marching bands. Maybe combine two smaller parades into one larger parade.
Listen to us talk as if we actually were planning the parade. We only eat breakfast; we don’t plan anything past that. Well, maybe a nap.
This Second Scribe had a chance to float an idea he has to the First Scribe Emeritus. That thought or idea was: Wouldn’t it be great if the First Scribe would write a paragraph or two every once in a while about anything he wanted to, an old memory about how things used to be, or just a funny story from the past that only he can tell.
I told him that he has many readers who would love to hear from him again about whatever he had on his mind. The good news is, he didn't reject the idea out of hand!
So to all you fans of the First Scribe Emeritus, don’t hold your breath, but don't be surprised too much if every once in a while, out of the clear blue, there appears in this OMOTM column a special section titled, “Random Thoughts From the Scribe Emeritus.”
I know many of the OMOTM would enjoy reading what John has to say in his unique style that is so familiar to all of us. And who knows, the Scribe just might enjoy writing a bit now and again, he might even become a lovable ol’ curmudgeon like Andy Rooney.
The OMOTM have a real need for their very own “Curmudgeon.” Maybe we should title this section, “Random Thoughts from our Curmudgeon.”
Party line
A couple of things heard around the table this morning included the memories of the “party line” telephones from the dark ages. This early rural phone system was popular in the 1930s and 1940s.
My house was on a party line in Clarksville in the 1940s but a little research in Wikipedia refreshes my memory and reminds me that it involved a series of phone line loops that served from two to 20 houses, or “parties” per loop.
Each party had a different “ring” — like 2 short rings followed by a long ring. There was no privacy and often the system was used for entertainment or just plain gossip, but it was handy to alert the neighborhood to an emergency in a hurry.
Street vendors
Also heard was the resumption of the fourth or last Friday of the month street vendors and good times on Main Street in Middleburgh. I think it goes on through August.
I don't know anything about it but check it out on the 28th from about 5 to 8 p.m. Sounds like the kind of a good family and community fun event that you will find up here in the Hilltowns.
While I am doing public announcements (just this once), the town of Berne has fireworks on the next day, June 29. Family fun there starts at 3 p.m.
The OMOTM who got together at the Middleburgh Diner this morning were: Harold Guest, Wally Guest, Miner Stevens, Ed Goff, Robie Osterman, George Washburn, Frank A. Fuss, Wm. Lichliter, Pete Whitbeck, Warren Willsey, Russ Pokorny, Roland Tozer, Marty Herzog, Gerry Chartier, Jake Herzog, Pastor Jay Francis, Gerry Cross, Herb Bahrmann, Dick Dexter, Jack Norray, John Williams, John Jazz, Lou Schenck, and me.
DELANSON — Tuesday morning found the OMOTM parked in front of Gibby’s Diner in Delanson/Duanesburg in or on vehicles ranging from motorcycles to a perfect 1956 red and white Ford Ranchero. Talk about bringing back memories of teenage years!
We talked a lot, of memories and farming in the Hilltowns outside of Albany. As the weather continues to be just about as good as it can get, it seems our number of OFs enjoying breakfast with old friends continues to climb from week to week. It just doesn’t get any better than this.
As this column about the OMOTM gets put to paper, sometimes this Second Scribe just can’t resist having a little extracurricular fun once in a while. Such as, for the past few weeks in the final paragraph where the list of the OFs present at that week’s breakfast is, that list always starts off with the same two names.
This is because the OF who starts the attendance list always puts his father's name first (a good son always does that) and then writes his name second. The names then appear in the final paragraph in the same order as they were written.
So to have a little fun when it came to the final paragraph, the beginning would start like always, with the father's name first, but then the son’s name would show up later in the middle of the list somewhere.
Well, the OF’s son knows how to play a game or two himself and never said a word. Good move on his part. So last week his name appeared at the very end of the list. Still no word. This is a very patient SOF. (Son of OF).
This week, when the list came around to my table to be signed by those present, there was a different name where the son's name always appears. After searching the list thoroughly, I found the son’s name, way at the end of the second column of names! Past everyone and everybody who would be coming later, the very last name located at the very bottom of the page.
After laughing out loud, this Second Scribe told everyone at the table what was so funny. OK, the fun is over; the SOF wins. His name will be back where it belongs this week. But it was fun while it lasted. Such serious men, these OMOTM can be at times.
Minding the meadowlarks
Last week a discussion about haying, first and second cuttings, occurred within range of my hearing aids, and I wrote about it while confessing my ignorance of the entire endeavor. I indicated my need to get in touch with the First Scribe Emeritus (he is better than Googling it) to get some info on the subject.
Well, he recounted how his father would never cut the hay in the spring because the meadowlarks were nesting in the field and he wasn't going to disrupt that process. So off I went to Google and the Audubon Field Guide all about meadowlarks.
About two hours later, I now know more about this bird than I ever thought possible. I know what they look like, where they nest, which is on the ground in open hay fields.
Now I know why the Scribe’s father would not do an early cutting in the spring. I even know that there are western meadowlarks and eastern meadowlarks. No, I am not going to tell you where they live. You have to do something for yourself.
Common ground
While talking with the Scribe about his memories of cutting hay on the farm and his memories of his father, he mentioned that he “does miss the sounds and smells of the farm, one being the smell of newly mowed hay.”
I told him that lately I have been recalling my past and I could empathize with him with regards to fond memories of important times and events, a way of life, in business, or just the pleasure of a walk in the woods.
I was no farmer. My working career involved a shirt and tie and shined shoes and the fluorescent lights of an office. A very long way from life as a farmer. A long way from the hard physical work of a farmer, but not so far away from the business side of being a farmer. We all had to put food on the table, and pay the power bill.
We have our memories, and we all miss the times we had making those memories. We remember exactly where that loose floorboard was in the barn, or how you had to open a particular door so it wouldn’t squeak.
As the OMOTM get a little longer in the tooth, Father Time sort of reminds us to start thinking about how to pass the torch to our sons and daughters and he has ways of telling us we can no longer do things as well or as easily as we once did. (Your Second Scribe has no idea when the last time was that he ran up, or down, a flight of stairs.)
Memories are the common ground for all of us. A Hilltown Farmer and a Flatlander Businessman, two different worlds, yet so much in common.
Which brings us to the Final Paragraph for another week. The great bunch of OFs who joined their fellow OMOTM this morning were; Harold Guest, Wally Guest, Frank A. Fuss, Michael P. Kruzinski, Peter Whitbeck, Wm Lichliter, George Washburn, Russ Pokorny, Warren Willsey, Ed Goff, Pastor Jay Francis, Roger Shafer, Wayne Gaul, Ted Feurer, Jake Lederman, Paul Whitbeck, Glenn Patterson, Mark Traver, Ken Parks, Otis Lawyer, Joe Rack, Roland Tozer, Duncan Bellinger, Jake Herzog, Gerry Cross, Jack Norray, Dick Dexter, Gerry Chartier, Bob Donnelly, Dave Hodgetts, Paul Guiton, John Williams, John Jaz, Lou Schenck, Henry Whipple, and me.
MIDDLEBURGH — On another beautiful morning, May 14, we arrived at the Middleburgh Diner and instead of turning right upon entering the diner as we always do, we were directed to the left this morning toward another room.
It was like going to an entirely new and different diner! I was going to say something about it not being a good idea to pull a switch on the OMOTM so early in the morning, when we are set in our ways and thinking about what we are going to have for breakfast, but that’s not the case at all.
There were positive vibes all around. The Maple Syrup OF showed off his syrup again, a clear indication that a tall stack of pancakes would soon be placed in front of him.
It was a perfect morning prompting one OF to comment about riding his motorcycle later in the day. Another OF said he was going for a nice ride in his classic early 1950s Hudson automobile. Yes, he was taking someone along with him to help enjoy the ride.
That comment led to a discussion about motorcycle sidecars. All of which just proves that the old saying about never being too old, especially in springtime, for car rides (even motorcycle sidecars), or boat rides, or just going for a walk, or sitting on the porch with that special someone. Just ask the OMOTM, we are never too old!
Flower power
A lot of the discussions around the tables dealt with flowers and gardens. Probably having Mother's Day a couple days ago and the nice morning it was with all the outdoor flowers in bloom, it was sort of natural we would get around to this.
Having to prepare the gardens, old and new, requires digging up the ground and that got us very quickly to rototillers. No one had a new rototiller, just old and older.
Which kind of tiller was easier to use, the kind that has the tines in front of the engine, or is it better behind the engine? It was felt that a tiller with the tines behind was easier to handle.
Then helping your neighbor or relative tilling their gardens when they found out you had a rototiller. Sorta like owning a snowblower after a big storm or a pickup truck to haul that topsoil back to the garden you just made ready with your rototiller. Sometimes you sure get popular in a hurry!
Also, that little flower garden leads to maybe a small vegetable garden, which leads to a somewhat larger garden. That’s when you realize you only have that little old tiller in the first place because you wanted to plant a few flowers in front of your house two decades ago.
Common thread
I have mentioned in this column over the last couple of weeks of the constant need for additional volunteers that virtually all firehouses and ambulance squads find themselves in search of. I’m happy to report that it prompted one OF to check out a service club that has been part of the fabric of the Hilltowns since 1960.
That organization is the Kiwanis Club of the Helderbergs. He said he had belonged to another service club during his working career and had enjoyed the many projects that he participated in over the years as a member of that organization. He always felt good when he put back a little something into the community where he earned his living and enjoyed what the community had to offer.
He is retired now and said he has some time to get involved in something. Sitting on the porch can get a little boring.
Another member of OMOTM invited him to come to a Kiwanis meeting. He said they were meeting for a potluck dinner at the Octagon Barn in Knox. He said he would go, if only to see what this Octagon Barn was all about, and besides that, he would get a free dinner! What could go wrong with that? Nothing!
The members, men and women, were gracious, friendly, and welcomed him into their meeting and potluck dinner. I won’t subject everyone reading this column to the long list of what this Kiwanis Club does with its youth-oriented programs for the Hilltowns. (I looked it up and it is impressive.)
They actively help the children in our schools by extending a helping hand to some of our neighbors who may need a little assistance once in a while. So the OF has joined the club in order to volunteer some of his time to give back to his community a little of what it has given him of itself over the years.
This writer is not promoting one particular service club over another. They are all great and we all live in a better place because of them. What I am promoting is the common thread that binds them all together. That thread is called volunteers. Give it a shot; it will give back more than you will ever give it.
Miscellany
Just a couple of random things heard around the room on Tuesday morning. We all know about the age-old argument about toilet paper; should the paper fall over the top, or under?
It was noted that one surefire way to solve this monumental decision is to install two toilet-paper dispensers, one for the over folks and one for the under folks.
Here is another comment that is near and dear to all of us OMOTM: Why is it that the older we get, the stupider we get? Yes, we all smiled and nodded in agreement.
That’s all folks. Time for the roll call. Joining this morning were: Harold Guest, Ed Goff, George Washburn, Wm. Lichliter, Pete Whitbeck, Frank Fuss, Roland Tozer, Pastor Jay T. Francis, Wally Guest, Ted Feurer, Jake Lederman, Russ Pokorny, Warren Willsey, Frank Dees, Jake Herzog, Gerry Cross, Herb Bahrmann, Jack Norray, Lou Schenck, and me.